Though, I will encourage the woman to remain married to me, for the sake of convenience and social reputation. However, I must make it clear, that it is now confirmed as a loveless marriage. Now, would a bright colored cravat offset this rather edgy conversation, or should I allow my my clothes to reflect the inevitable sadness my wife will feel? A Jaunty hat maybe?
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