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How can I make amends to my in-laws?

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How can I make amends to my in-laws?

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Submitted: July 15, 2009

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Submitted: July 15, 2009

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Following a rather heavy evening at the Raffles club, where I consumed over 60 units of alcohol, I stayed at the Piccadilly apartment of my parents-in-law. Unfortunately, I committed the following unfortunate acts - 

1. Sat on, and killed their budgerigar by mistake.

2. Smashed a 19th century vase.

3. Urinated in the microwave and caused it to explode when I switched it on.

4. Sold their Bang and Olufsen sound system to a Turkish mind reader.

5. Accidentally destroyed their baby grand piano by throwing a wardrobe on it (I thought it was on fire).

6. Finally, made the housekeeper quit her job after I vomited on her 5 year old son.

How can I make amends and restore their former respect in me?


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