At the hotel

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
About some friends that go to a hotel, but it doesnt go as planned.

Submitted: August 02, 2008

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One day Andreia aka Rocky McRockstar went to a hotel in Las Vegas. Shes a HUGE rockstar and has a bigger ego than her head. She checked into the hotel and expects people to run up to her for autographs, but NO ONE did. She was pissed off. She went to her room which was 23, weird. As she got settled in her room some dude walked in and tried to rob the hotel. Andreia ran down stairs and saw a guy with a machine gun, she hid behind a pole and she recognized the dude with the gun, it was G.I. Toaster Strudel. Andreia knew him from a few years ago in a bank that he robbed but never got caught because the polce wouldnt believe that a giant toaster strudel robber a bank. G.I. TS: "Say hello to my little friend." He started shooting randomly. Didnt shoot anyone, but he destroyed the lobby. This hotel known for the celebrities that stay there. Speaking of celebrities, Tyra Banks walked in, G.I. TS dropped his gun and ran up to Tyra and asked for an autograph. Lacy, a freeloader that works at Taco Bell was checking into the hotel while all this was happening. Lacy saw Tyra. She screamed so loud that the windows cracked. She fainted. Tyra:" Okay, that was weird." Tyra stepped over Lacy and checked in. G.I. TS went home to sell Tyra's autograph on E-Bay. A lot of people were checking in that day. Eric and Daniel finally came out of the closet and isnt afraid to show their love for eachother. They checked into the Honeymoon suite. Andreia: "PDH" Ewww. Lacy: "Bonjour! Welcome to Taco Bell!" Well that was weird. Lacy was tweaking out on the floor. Andreia: "Wow" Now Bob walked into the hotel. Someone shot her with a stapler. Bob fell to the floor, blood was gushing out everywhere. Bob was able to stand up and walka round. She doesnt know why she was in the hotel, so she walked outside and into the street. There was a taxi coming her way. Bob: "Taxi!" Bob waved at the taxi. It was coming right at her full speed. And BOOM. The taxi ran her over and now she doesnt have any legs. Anyways... Andreia went to go sight seeing! She saw a bunch of jews crowded around something. It was PacMan, he had a Nazi sign on him. He was preeching to the jews as Andreia walked by. Andreia:"Shake your jew!" They all turned around and looked at Andreia. They seemed to be like robots or something. Andreia ran cuz now they were ganna shake her but PacMan told them to stop, and they did. PacMan has special powers. He waved his hand and all the jews fell to the ground and Andreia was still running even though there wasnt anyone behind her. The jews were dead. PacMan is the next Hitler. Ahhhh! Jews: Beware of PacMan. Andreia ran into a wall and then into some prostitutes. She asked them to come to the hotel with her. Andreia was planning to have a great night! That night there were supposed to be fireworks going off throughout Las Vegas. Andreia, being Rocky McRockstar, she was ganna play a show at the hotel, that was the point of her going there. While Andreia was planning out her night she heard some yelling in the next room. It was Daniel and Eric. Sounded like Eric was keeping a secret from Daniel. Daniel:"Once a cheater, always a cheater." Eric was Bi, not gay, like Daniel. Daniel was pissed off. Eric brought his girlfriend to the hotel and was planning on breaking up with Daniel. Daniel:"Your such a whore." Eric got kicked out of his room, Andreia heard the entire thing. Andreia:"Wow! That was interesting." Eric's girlfriend showed up and Daniel opened the door. Daniel:"You WHORE!" Eric's girlfriend:"Waht are you talking about?" Daniel:"He was my satisfaction lover." Eric's girlfriend:"SLUT." She smaked him and left. Now he was screwed, not litterally. Andreia invited him into her room. Eric saw prostitutes. Eric:"What the hell is going on?" Andreia:"Oh,haha, wow. Um, yeah, I cant really explain them. Well maybe I can, I just dont want to tell anyone." Eric:" Yeah, Im ganna go try to get my lover back." Andreia:" Which one? The galss?" Andreia laughed. Eric: "No. Daniel." So it was SHOWTIME! Andreia's night was about to start. The first thing on her list was prostitutes. Andreia:" Got em." Now she needs to get some hott guys to run through the lobby naked singing satisfaction and party-boy everybody in the lobby. She found some hott surfer dudes to do it! Now her list is complete. She just has to wait until 10, is when the fireworks go off through all of Las Vegas. While Andreia was waiting for it to bo 10. She went to get HYPHY hahahaha hyphy! An hour and half went by and it was almost 10, she left the club and went to the hotel. There was a party going on. Some random dude came up to Andreia and said, Random dude:"Im Rick Lames, BITCH!" Andreia:" Shut yo mouth." Then Andreia slapped him and he ran off. Andreia went up to her room to get everyone. When she got there the room was trashed. She didnt care, she was just thinking that it was almost 10. 10 to 10. Andreia turned on the music in the lobby and all the dudes were party-boying everyone. It was awesome! The Jackass crew showed up and they joined in. Andreia got ready to play her show. She got on stage and shredded that place like shredded cheese. Her last song, the fireworks went off throughout Las Vegas. This was the greatest night in the entire world. Eric go back together with Daniel, Andreia went pro, Bob is still alive, and Lacy got to met Tyra!

The end.


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