Jew Town

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is not meant to be mean or anything.
Its just stupid humor. Have fun with it.

Submitted: August 02, 2008

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Jew Town

So, some people were speaking some weird language. Andreia and Mariah were wondering what they were saying. Andreia:" What language are you speaking?" Some dude:"Jewish" Mariah:" You speak JEW?" Some dude:" Do you speak Jew? NO. I didnt think so." Andreia:" Well that was weird." Mariah:"Yeah... We didnt shake him." They checked to see if those guys were still there, but they werent. Mariah:"Dang!" Tyler:"Man, those jews are anti-hyphy." Andreia:"Where in the hell did you come from?" Tyler:"Your mom!" Andreia:"Do you really want to start that? Tyler:"No." Mariah:"Dude, where are we going?" It seemed as if they stopped infromt of a church. But they werent there for long. Jew-doode:"The power of christ compells you." The jew-doode shouted at them while they were walking, running away from the church. They jumped over a fence and landed in a pool. They looked up and there was a sign from above... it said Holy Water. Mariah: "Dude..." Andreia:" I know." Tyler:"Lets get out of here." They got out of the holy water and looked around... there was another sign.... Jew Town. Mariah:" Dude..." Andreia:" I know." Mariah:"There is ganna be an earthquake, cuz this place is ganna be full of shakin jews." Andreia:"Shake your jew." Tyler:" unc, unc,unc, unc. Party-boy!" Mariah:" You should say 'Shake you jew' here, you might get... Hey look there are some emo-jews! ghetto stomp!" While Mariah and Andreia were ghetto stomping the life out of that emo-jew, Tyler was still party-boying... a wall, where there was a hole. When Mariah and Andreia were done ghetto stomping Mariah said:"Say NO to EMO and drink more soda." Ther emo-jew:"I hope you parish in the fire pits of doom." Andreia:"Go cut yourself with an unsharpened pencil." Mariah:"Nice!" *High five* The emo-jew flipped em them bird. They left, and had to come back to get Tyler, that stupid freshman. Tyler:" Again with the freshman stuff." Anyways, they tried to find a way out of Jew Town, but when they did it turned into a wall. Its like the pathways are racist. They have walked into about 23 walls. Dont you think think they would of known after the first 22? So after the 23rd wall they gave up. Then they heard something.... it sounded like a cow. No wait, its just Lacy. *Lacy;s horny cownoise* Andreia:"How in the hell?" Lacy:" Where am I?" Mariah:" Jew Town." Lacy:"OH! Did you shake them?" Andreia:" Like hell we did." Lacy:"Ive been looking for a way out but my head hurts too much." Mariah:" How many walls did you run into?" Lacy didnt answer because she lost count. Andreia:"All you guys are on something, arent you?" Mariah:" Like hell we are." Lacy:" Your the only straight edge." Andreia went crazy mad and she grabbed her gun and started shooting anyone who got in her way and robber a store, which just happened to be a drug store. Mariah:" Jesus Christ. Andreia is pshyco! Hey that chick looks like Lauren from the LC." Andreia over dosed , she was so fucking wasted. She passed out after sh stopped yelling at a trashcan. So Mariahs high started to fade and she got hungry. They left Andreia there and was ganna come back, but probably will forget. Mariah:" Dooooode.....I want some pizza!" Tyler:"Lets go get some." Mariah:" Yeah! Some what?" Tyler just started walking to find a Pizza Hut or something and Mariah and Lacy followed. Walking, walking, walking. They got to a Dominos. Mariah:" Dude!! I so want some pizza!" Tyler:"Thats we are here, dumbass." Mariah:"Who are you callin a dumbass?" Tyler:"Psshhh." Mariah:"Matza! Wooooo!" Tyler had a "wtf?" face on. Mariah is deffinitally on something. Lacy:"Woah, there are a butt load of jews in here." Tyler:" Duh! It is Jew Town." They got a veggie pizza for Mariah and 2 pepperioni. (I dont know why it is important to tell you what they ordered.) After they ate Mariah was LOW. Mariah:"Dude... MAJOR head ache." Stoner-jew:"I have something to take care of that." Mariah:"Really?" Stoner-jew:"Oh yeah. Some real good stuff." Mariah:"Sweet! I need to shake you!" Stoner-jew:"Why?" Mariah:" Because your a jew." The stoner-jew ran off. Mariah:" Hey wait!" Stoner-jew:"Stay away from me." Mariah tried to run after him but the door wouldnt open. Mariah:" The fucking door is racist!"

Tyler:" Fuckin stoner jew." Andreia:"Shibby!" Apparently Andreia found them. Tyler, Mariah, and Lacy looked at Andreia like WTH? Some Biker jew:"Hey. You guys looking for a way out of here?" All:"Yeah!" Biker jew:"Okay, so. All you do is go to the cornbread factory and find the hatch and it leads to the outside of Jew Town. But... you have to get passed the racist jew." Mariah:"We can shake him." Lacy:" And if that doesnt work we can ghetto stomp him!!" Tyler:"Like hell we can." So... they were off to the cornbread factory. They thought they were lost, but guess what! It was right behind them. Durrr! So they got in the cornbread place then they ran into the racist jew. Mariah:" Crap." Racist jew:"What?" Mariah:" Uh, uh. Can you let us in?" Racist jew:" NO. Your not a jew." Tyler:" Yeah we are." Lacy tried to run by the racist jew, but knowing Lacy she was too slow. Racist jew:"Your not jews so you cant go in." Mariah:" Shut up!" Racist jew:"No you shut up." Mariah:"No, you shut up." Racist jew:"No, you shut up." Mariah:"NO, you shut up." Racist jew:" No... you shut up." Mariah:"NO... you shut up!" Racist jew:" No you shut up." Mariah:" Shut up, shut up, just shut up shut up." Racist jew:" No I will not shut up. You shut up." Mariah:" No you shut up." Andreia:"Just SHUT UP!" Tyler:" Will you please?" Lacy was just laughing while Mariah was arguing with the racist jew. So finally the racist jew shut up and they got in. How? NO ONE KNOWS. Now they just have to find the hatch, well.. the right hatch. There were about 50 or more hatches. Tyler:"Well... we better start looking for the right ahtch." Andreia:"No. We should just stand here and look up at the ceiling." Tyler looks at the ceiling. Andreia laughed. Mariah:" Will you two just shut up?" Lacy:" Lets do it. Just do it, do it, do it, we be rockin to it, to it, to it." Mariah:" Tell me when to go." Andreia was just laying on the ground looking up and has no idea what is going on. (She saw something shinny!) Lacy opened hatch number 1. It was full of cornbread. Next one.... hatch number 2. It was a shooting rubberbands. Lacy:" Ow!" A rubber band shot her in the eye. Mariah:"Right in the blow hole!" Hatch number 3, a safeway blender with YOUR MOM in it. Hatch number 4, had a stench so bad it made Ray smell good. It was a brussle sprout soda. Hatch number 5, THE THING!!!!! AHHHHHH! They closed that hatch faster then the speed of light. They slowly and carefully opened hatch number 6.... Tyler:" This is it!" Mariah:" How do you know?" Tyler:" Because there is a sign that says "This way to Real World." Mariah:" Oh." Tyler:" DUH!" Mariah went to get Andreia, cuz she was still distracted by all the shinny things in the cornbread factory. Cop jew:" Hold up! Do you have greencards?" Mariah:" I dont have a greencard. I didnt even know I needed one." Cop jew:" Freakin foreigners." Andreia:" I have a greencard!" Tyler:" Of course you do." Cop jew:" So.. your portugeese, eh?" Andreia:" Yeah. Got a problem with that?" Andreia sounded like she was ganna bust a cap on his ass. Cop jew:" No." Andreia:"Good. Now, your ganna let me and my friends go through this tunnel. Ya hear?" Cop jew:" Yeah. Yeah. Go right ahead. Just... dont hurt me." They started to walk to the real worl and then this jew-bum was in their way. Tyler:"Hey Bum! Get out of our way and get a freakin life." Andreia:" You shouldnt be talkin." Jew-bum:" Hey maaaan, chill. I was just wondering... do you have any green?" Lacy:" No we dont have any money." Jew-bum:" No man, some weed, mj, hash, wacky tabacky." And of course Mariah had some on her, but she wasnt ganna give any to him. Tyler:"No we dont." They started walking faster and faster... Mariah:" Almost there." Walking, walking, walking. Well now they got through the hatch and is in the real world. And they all got HYPY at Wonderbread Land like the white kids they are. Mariah:" White kids arent hyphy." Andreia:" We arent white. We are black as shoe polish!" FO SHO!

THE END.
Jew Town

So, some people were speaking some weird language. Andreia and Mariah were wondering what they were saying. Andreia:" What language are you speaking?" Some dude:"Jewish" Mariah:" You speak JEW?" Some dude:" Do you speak Jew? NO. I didnt think so." Andreia:" Well that was weird." Mariah:"Yeah... We didnt shake him." They checked to see if those guys were still there, but they werent. Mariah:"Dang!" Tyler:"Man, those jews are anti-hyphy." Andreia:"Where in the hell did you come from?" Tyler:"Your mom!" Andreia:"Do you really want to start that? Tyler:"No." Mariah:"Dude, where are we going?" It seemed as if they stopped infromt of a church. But they werent there for long. Jew-doode:"The power of christ compells you." The jew-doode shouted at them while they were walking, running away from the church. They jumped over a fence and landed in a pool. They looked up and there was a sign from above... it said Holy Water. Mariah: "Dude..." Andreia:" I know." Tyler:"Lets get out of here." They got out of the holy water and looked around... there was another sign.... Jew Town. Mariah:" Dude..." Andreia:" I know." Mariah:"There is ganna be an earthquake, cuz this place is ganna be full of shakin jews." Andreia:"Shake your jew." Tyler:" unc, unc,unc, unc. Party-boy!" Mariah:" You should say 'Shake you jew' here, you might get... Hey look there are some emo-jews! ghetto stomp!" While Mariah and Andreia were ghetto stomping the life out of that emo-jew, Tyler was still party-boying... a wall, where there was a hole. When Mariah and Andreia were done ghetto stomping Mariah said:"Say NO to EMO and drink more soda." Ther emo-jew:"I hope you parish in the fire pits of doom." Andreia:"Go cut yourself with an unsharpened pencil." Mariah:"Nice!" *High five* The emo-jew flipped em them bird. They left, and had to come back to get Tyler, that stupid freshman. Tyler:" Again with the freshman stuff." Anyways, they tried to find a way out of Jew Town, but when they did it turned into a wall. Its like the pathways are racist. They have walked into about 23 walls. Dont you think think they would of known after the first 22? So after the 23rd wall they gave up. Then they heard something.... it sounded like a cow. No wait, its just Lacy. *Lacy;s horny cownoise* Andreia:"How in the hell?" Lacy:" Where am I?" Mariah:" Jew Town." Lacy:"OH! Did you shake them?" Andreia:" Like hell we did." Lacy:"Ive been looking for a way out but my head hurts too much." Mariah:" How many walls did you run into?" Lacy didnt answer because she lost count. Andreia:"All you guys are on something, arent you?" Mariah:" Like hell we are." Lacy:" Your the only straight edge." Andreia went crazy mad and she grabbed her gun and started shooting anyone who got in her way and robber a store, which just happened to be a drug store. Mariah:" Jesus Christ. Andreia is pshyco! Hey that chick looks like Lauren from the LC." Andreia over dosed , she was so fucking wasted. She passed out after sh stopped yelling at a trashcan. So Mariahs high started to fade and she got hungry. They left Andreia there and was ganna come back, but probably will forget. Mariah:" Dooooode.....I want some pizza!" Tyler:"Lets go get some." Mariah:" Yeah! Some what?" Tyler just started walking to find a Pizza Hut or something and Mariah and Lacy followed. Walking, walking, walking. They got to a Dominos. Mariah:" Dude!! I so want some pizza!" Tyler:"Thats we are here, dumbass." Mariah:"Who are you callin a dumbass?" Tyler:"Psshhh." Mariah:"Matza! Wooooo!" Tyler had a "wtf?" face on. Mariah is deffinitally on something. Lacy:"Woah, there are a butt load of jews in here." Tyler:" Duh! It is Jew Town." They got a veggie pizza for Mariah and 2 pepperioni. (I dont know why it is important to tell you what they ordered.) After they ate Mariah was LOW. Mariah:"Dude... MAJOR head ache." Stoner-jew:"I have something to take care of that." Mariah:"Really?" Stoner-jew:"Oh yeah. Some real good stuff." Mariah:"Sweet! I need to shake you!" Stoner-jew:"Why?" Mariah:" Because your a jew." The stoner-jew ran off. Mariah:" Hey wait!" Stoner-jew:"Stay away from me." Mariah tried to run after him but the door wouldnt open. Mariah:" The fucking door is racist!"

Tyler:" Fuckin stoner jew." Andreia:"Shibby!" Apparently Andreia found them. Tyler, Mariah, and Lacy looked at Andreia like WTH? Some Biker jew:"Hey. You guys looking for a way out of here?" All:"Yeah!" Biker jew:"Okay, so. All you do is go to the cornbread factory and find the hatch and it leads to the outside of Jew Town. But... you have to get passed the racist jew." Mariah:"We can shake him." Lacy:" And if that doesnt work we can ghetto stomp him!!" Tyler:"Like hell we can." So... they were off to the cornbread factory. They thought they were lost, but guess what! It was right behind them. Durrr! So they got in the cornbread place then they ran into the racist jew. Mariah:" Crap." Racist jew:"What?" Mariah:" Uh, uh. Can you let us in?" Racist jew:" NO. Your not a jew." Tyler:" Yeah we are." Lacy tried to run by the racist jew, but knowing Lacy she was too slow. Racist jew:"Your not jews so you cant go in." Mariah:" Shut up!" Racist jew:"No you shut up." Mariah:"No, you shut up." Racist jew:"No, you shut up." Mariah:"NO, you shut up." Racist jew:" No... you shut up." Mariah:"NO... you shut up!" Racist jew:" No you shut up." Mariah:" Shut up, shut up, just shut up shut up." Racist jew:" No I will not shut up. You shut up." Mariah:" No you shut up." Andreia:"Just SHUT UP!" Tyler:" Will you please?" Lacy was just laughing while Mariah was arguing with the racist jew. So finally the racist jew shut up and they got in. How? NO ONE KNOWS. Now they just have to find the hatch, well.. the right hatch. There were about 50 or more hatches. Tyler:"Well... we better start looking for the right ahtch." Andreia:"No. We should just stand here and look up at the ceiling." Tyler looks at the ceiling. Andreia laughed. Mariah:" Will you two just shut up?" Lacy:" Lets do it. Just do it, do it, do it, we be rockin to it, to it, to it." Mariah:" Tell me when to go." Andreia was just laying on the ground looking up and has no idea what is going on. (She saw something shinny!) Lacy opened hatch number 1. It was full of cornbread. Next one.... hatch number 2. It was a shooting rubberbands. Lacy:" Ow!" A rubber band shot her in the eye. Mariah:"Right in the blow hole!" Hatch number 3, a safeway blender with YOUR MOM in it. Hatch number 4, had a stench so bad it made Ray smell good. It was a brussle sprout soda. Hatch number 5, THE THING!!!!! AHHHHHH! They closed that hatch faster then the speed of light. They slowly and carefully opened hatch number 6.... Tyler:" This is it!" Mariah:" How do you know?" Tyler:" Because there is a sign that says "This way to Real World." Mariah:" Oh." Tyler:" DUH!" Mariah went to get Andreia, cuz she was still distracted by all the shinny things in the cornbread factory. Cop jew:" Hold up! Do you have greencards?" Mariah:" I dont have a greencard. I didnt even know I needed one." Cop jew:" Freakin foreigners." Andreia:" I have a greencard!" Tyler:" Of course you do." Cop jew:" So.. your portugeese, eh?" Andreia:" Yeah. Got a problem with that?" Andreia sounded like she was ganna bust a cap on his ass. Cop jew:" No." Andreia:"Good. Now, your ganna let me and my friends go through this tunnel. Ya hear?" Cop jew:" Yeah. Yeah. Go right ahead. Just... dont hurt me." They started to walk to the real worl and then this jew-bum was in their way. Tyler:"Hey Bum! Get out of our way and get a freakin life." Andreia:" You shouldnt be talkin." Jew-bum:" Hey maaaan, chill. I was just wondering... do you have any green?" Lacy:" No we dont have any money." Jew-bum:" No man, some weed, mj, hash, wacky tabacky." And of course Mariah had some on her, but she wasnt ganna give any to him. Tyler:"No we dont." They started walking faster and faster... Mariah:" Almost there." Walking, walking, walking. Well now they got through the hatch and is in the real world. And they all got HYPY at Wonderbread Land like the white kids they are. Mariah:" White kids arent hyphy." Andreia:" We arent white. We are black as shoe polish!" FO SHO!

THE END.


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