StoneD Age

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A story dedicated to all stoners...

Submitted: August 02, 2008

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Submitted: August 02, 2008

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A story dedicated to stoners.

So we all know Mariah is a stoner right? Well one day she found a time machine and she was ganna go WAY back into time, to the Stone Age. Now, she thinks its the "stoned age". Rubberband man isnt that much smarter than her but he know its not the stoned age. He tried to tell her that it wasnt the Stoned Age, it was the Stone Age. She was convinced that is was the Stoned Age, so sht stuck with it. So she got her time machine and started it up and selected what time period she wanted to go to. "Weed, or fire hasnt even been invented yet," Rubberband man told Mariah. She just ignored him. She pushed the button that said Go. Before she pressed go, she had an urge to press the button that said "easy". But she didnt. I wonder what would of happened if she pressed the "easy" button. Shhhhhhhvvuuuuu.... Off to the Stoned Age. The time machine was rocking bakc and forth, Mariah was hanging on to the walls. It finally stopped. She got out and looked around... Nothing. There was only rocks and trees. "WTH?!?!" She started to walk around, then she smelt smoke, like from a fire. She followed the smoke to this little hut called Nipplopolus. She wondered what was in this weird place. She was kinda scared and excited to open the door. She opened the door slowly. It was loud and there was a large group of people or... Hippies? Mariah started to walk towards the crowd of hippies, and she looked up and saw something very unpleasant. She soon fingured out what this place was. It was a hippie stripper bar. Mariah ran out of that place like there was no tomorrow. Well she got back to her time machine and she had a sudden urge to press that big red easy button. She kept staring at it and it kept staring at her. She could of sworn it told her to push it. She kept hearing it "Push it, Push it!" "The Voices, oh god the voices, they wont leave me alone." She was a little freaked out. She decided to push it. And whne she did nothing happened, so she kept on pressing it and pressing it. She heard a noise coming from behind some trees. She went to go see what it was. There was a feild. A feild that was never there before. Mariah started to get a little dizzy and lightheaded. She tripped over something in the ground. She fell and passed out for a while. 23 minutes later she woke up and saw something sticking out of the ground. It was kind of shiny and looked long and round like a pipe of some sort. She started to dig it up. It was blue but you could still se through it. It had something on it. It said "Lifes a garden, dig it." Mariah started to laugh. And finally when she dug it all the way out, she knew exactually what it was. Dude, its a freakin bong! She was all excited and what not, then she realized something. She didnt have any weed or a lighter. "Dude, this is so gay. Oh my god Im talking to myself." Mariah started to walk to her time machine and the easy button got bigger and red-er. She pressed it 2 times. Still nothing happened. She put her hand in her pocket, cuz her hands were cold. She felt something, she grabbed it out. It was a lighter! "Sweet! All I need now is some weed." She began to think why the easy button isnt working, maybe its racist. She walked over to the easy button and looked around it for directions on how to use it. "Wait, why would you need directions on how to use and EASY button?" So, she pushed it. She was getting pissed off, nothing was happening. She heard something coming from behind the trees. She went to go check it out again, but this time she watched where she was stepping. She went to get a closer look at what the feild was made out of. She thought she knew what it was, but it couldnt be possible, could it? She smelt it. "Holy shit!" It was what she thought it was. It was a huge ass feild of weed. "Dude, this is so freakin awesome!" Now she had a bong, a lighter and weed!!! Now she can smoke in the StoneD Age. So Mariah was happy being in the Stoned Age she didnt want to go back. But, she had to. She went back and everyone had questions for her. What was it like? Did you meet any cavemen? Did you find anything interesting? And stuff like that. She put everything she "found" on a table next to her. They didnt believe that she found all that in the "Stoned" age. None of it has even been invented yet. She took the easy button out of her time machine and took it to her house. Now she never runs out of weed!!

A story dedicated to stoners.

So we all know Mariah is a stoner right? Well one day she found a time machine and she was ganna go WAY back into time, to the Stone Age. Now, she thinks its the "stoned age". Rubberband man isnt that much smarter than her but he know its not the stoned age. He tried to tell her that it wasnt the Stoned Age, it was the Stone Age. She was convinced that is was the Stoned Age, so sht stuck with it. So she got her time machine and started it up and selected what time period she wanted to go to. "Weed, or fire hasnt even been invented yet," Rubberband man told Mariah. She just ignored him. She pushed the button that said Go. Before she pressed go, she had an urge to press the button that said "easy". But she didnt. I wonder what would of happened if she pressed the "easy" button. Shhhhhhhvvuuuuu.... Off to the Stoned Age. The time machine was rocking bakc and forth, Mariah was hanging on to the walls. It finally stopped. She got out and looked around... Nothing. There was only rocks and trees. "WTH?!?!" She started to walk around, then she smelt smoke, like from a fire. She followed the smoke to this little hut called Nipplopolus. She wondered what was in this weird place. She was kinda scared and excited to open the door. She opened the door slowly. It was loud and there was a large group of people or... Hippies? Mariah started to walk towards the crowd of hippies, and she looked up and saw something very unpleasant. She soon fingured out what this place was. It was a hippie stripper bar. Mariah ran out of that place like there was no tomorrow. Well she got back to her time machine and she had a sudden urge to press that big red easy button. She kept staring at it and it kept staring at her. She could of sworn it told her to push it. She kept hearing it "Push it, Push it!" "The Voices, oh god the voices, they wont leave me alone." She was a little freaked out. She decided to push it. And whne she did nothing happened, so she kept on pressing it and pressing it. She heard a noise coming from behind some trees. She went to go see what it was. There was a feild. A feild that was never there before. Mariah started to get a little dizzy and lightheaded. She tripped over something in the ground. She fell and passed out for a while. 23 minutes later she woke up and saw something sticking out of the ground. It was kind of shiny and looked long and round like a pipe of some sort. She started to dig it up. It was blue but you could still se through it. It had something on it. It said "Lifes a garden, dig it." Mariah started to laugh. And finally when she dug it all the way out, she knew exactually what it was. Dude, its a freakin bong! She was all excited and what not, then she realized something. She didnt have any weed or a lighter. "Dude, this is so gay. Oh my god Im talking to myself." Mariah started to walk to her time machine and the easy button got bigger and red-er. She pressed it 2 times. Still nothing happened. She put her hand in her pocket, cuz her hands were cold. She felt something, she grabbed it out. It was a lighter! "Sweet! All I need now is some weed." She began to think why the easy button isnt working, maybe its racist. She walked over to the easy button and looked around it for directions on how to use it. "Wait, why would you need directions on how to use and EASY button?" So, she pushed it. She was getting pissed off, nothing was happening. She heard something coming from behind the trees. She went to go check it out again, but this time she watched where she was stepping. She went to get a closer look at what the feild was made out of. She thought she knew what it was, but it couldnt be possible, could it? She smelt it. "Holy shit!" It was what she thought it was. It was a huge ass feild of weed. "Dude, this is so freakin awesome!" Now she had a bong, a lighter and weed!!! Now she can smoke in the StoneD Age. So Mariah was happy being in the Stoned Age she didnt want to go back. But, she had to. She went back and everyone had questions for her. What was it like? Did you meet any cavemen? Did you find anything interesting? And stuff like that. She put everything she "found" on a table next to her. They didnt believe that she found all that in the "Stoned" age. None of it has even been invented yet. She took the easy button out of her time machine and took it to her house. Now she never runs out of weed!!


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