Derping With A Genie (Part One)

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I made this out of my boredom like God made the heavens and earth out of his awesomeness. Anyway, this is for moi, McKnight, PoeticMe143, Stream, and GirlyGirlStar. The rest is a surprise!

Submitted: October 16, 2014

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Submitted: October 16, 2014

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A/N: Hey guys, I really really hope you like this story! I spent hours on it, even if it's not long. I am on my iTouch. My iTouch is one of the slowest devices on earth. Now, it is almost 1 in the morning. And on my iTouch, to make a paragraph you have to make 8 special characters in the spot you want to leave a space on. Every. Single. Time. Again, it's almost 1 am here, and I swear to heck, I am not lying, I spent almost a full hour making this story paragraphed. So you must like it! *Using a Jedi mindtrick*

 

 

Once opon a time, there were five awesome friends. Sky, Poetic, GGS, McKnight, and Stream. And one fateful day, their luck turned out great. A- Sky: shut up!

 

 

So, they were um...Sitting around in a mansion made by the creators of booksie. They were chillin' like villians in the huge livingroom bored out of their minds.

 

Poetic: Is there anything to even do in this place?

 

McKnight: doesn't seem like it. I haven't found any video games.

 

Sky: What? THE HORROR!

 

GGS: yeah, that is true sadness. Not even a single laptop?

 

Stream: nope, and my phone is dead. THE HORROR!

 

Sky: Wow, first world problems...But that sucks.

 

McKnight: pretty much. You know what would be awesome? If we could have the three wishes type deal, but with unlimited wishes.

 

Poetic: *claps* for the love of Michael Jackson, that would be cool.

 

Stream: AH! GUYS LOOK!

 

Suddenly a genie appears.

 

Genie: you called

 

Sky: well that disappointing, I excepted you to be more of Robin Williams ghost.

 

Genie: that wish sucks, carry on.

 

GGS: I already met Loki...So now can I meet Tom Hiddleston?!?!?!?!

 

Genie: *sigh* fine. *Tom Hiddleston appears*

 

Tom: Er, hello? I am k-

 

GGS: *screams* *jumps on Tom to give him a hug* AH, I LOVE YOU!!!

 

Tom: Th-thank you. You're choking me.

 

GGS: sorry. *barely moves*

 

Poetic: um, while they are busy...Genie, will you bring back Michael Jackson and let me meet him?

 

Genie: sure, sure.

 

Smoke starts covering the bottom of the room. Thriller starts playing, and Michael Jackson comes dancing in.

 

MJ: Hello. I heard someone named Poetic wanted to see me?

 

Poetic: EEK! YES YES YES YES! *runs over* *hugs him*

 

MJ: Don't choke me now, I already died once.

 

Poetic: s-s-sorry, I didn't mean to!

 

MJ: just kidding, I'm good.

 

Poetic: oh! Great! Could you teach me how to dance?

 

MJ: sure, here if you want to dance like me, you gotta...*goes off into teaching*

 

Stream: OH OH ME NEXT GENIE, PICK ME!

 

Genie: fine. What do you want?

 

Stream: hmm...Oh, I know! I'd like to meet Ian friggen Somerhalder!

 

Genie: as you command.

 

Ian Somerhalder cones walking inside the mansion like the gorgeous man he is.

 

Ian: Hello? *Sees everyone* Oh, hi. Why is there a genie here?

 

Stream: *Going insane* OHMYGOSH, IAN SOMERHALDER IS HERE, I AM MEETING HIM IN PERSON! *Tackles him in a tight hug*

 

Ian: um...I'm flattered...*Nervous smile*

 

Stream: EXCITED! EXCITED! I AM MEETING MY FUTURE HUSBAND, HOLD EVERYTHING!

 

Ian:.......You know, you may be crazy but I like you.

 

Stream: *about to die of happiness*

 

McKnight: ME FRIGGEN NEXT!

 

Genie: You don't have to scream. What is your wish?

 

McKnight: I want to meet Superman!

 

Superman comes flying in out of nowhere.

 

Superman: Wait, where am I? What is this?

 

McKnight: Frick yeah! Superman!

 

Superman: no I'm Clark. *looks down at his suit* oh...well crap. And you know me?

 

McKnight: dude, you are like my idol.

 

Superman: *smiles* thank you. I'm flattered, really. Now where's the soda in this joint?

 

McKnight:...Uh, I think there's a kitten in this mansion somewhere, I we can find it.

 

Superman: *uses his x-ray vision to look for the kitchen through other walls* FOUND IT!

McKnight: frick yes!

 

Sky: sorry to interrupt, BUT FRIGGEN SUPERMAN, HI CLARK, YOU ARE AWESOME!

 

Superman:...........

 

Genie:...........

 

Sky: um, yeah. Well. It's my turn for a wish.

 

Genie: *frowns* what do you want?

 

Sky: SMOSH GAMES! ALL OF THEM! PLEASEPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

 

Genie: OKAY, SHUT THE FRICK UP!

 

The the door of he mansion opened and five guys and a girl walked in. Smosh Games.

 

Sky: *breathing super heavily* Oh-oh my gosh, it's Sm-Smosh Games. Poetic, I'm gonna pass out.

 

Jovenshire: woah, are you okay? Don't pass out please.

 

Ian: dude, why are we here?

 

Anthony: we were just about to play Pokemon...

 

Lasercorn: isn't it obvious? Lasercornia has come out of Minecraft and the villagers are fans!

 

Mari: what the Frick Lasercorn.

 

Sohinki: who's the genie?

 

Sky: *hugs Joven*

 

Lasercorn: *pouts* no love for me...

 

Sky: *hugs the rest* oh my gosh I love you guys more than you could ever understand.

 

Genie: You. Poetic, GGS. You may have one more wish each.

 

GGS: I want...One Direction! Get them all here so I can live my life with Harry Styles!

 

Genie: fiiiiine.

 

Then 1D appears.

 

Harry: what are we doin' here guys?

 

Liam: no idea Harry...

 

Zayn: *holding a mirror* this genie guy did NOT just interrupt my mirror time.

 

Louis: I'm scared, the fangirls have caught up to us...

 

Niall: eh, there are cute girls here. *blushes*

 

GGS: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, I'M GOING TO FAINT FOR REAL!

 

Harry: uh oh, please don't! You are too pretty, I can't let you feel bad! Do you want some water?

 

GGS: *has a complete life* Happiness...Overflowing...Can't...Comprehend...Hotness...

 

Louis: um, wha'?

 

Poetic: My wish now!

 

Genie: people, the volume. Shhhhhhhhhhutthefrickup. L

Poetic: it doesn't matter Genie. Now can I please meet...Levi Ackerman!

 

Genie: Uh, cha.

 

Sky: when did you become a 12 year old girl on tumblr, Genie?

 

McKnight: nice.

 

Then, Levi Ackerman, in all his hot anime glory, appears in the room wearing his uniform.

 

Levi:..........Where am I?

 

Poetic: *hyproventilating* LEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIII OMG. *Tries to stay cool* *fails* You are just too friggen amazing, please let me hug you Levi.

 

Levi: *Stands still* Er-

 

Poetic: *hugging Levi*

 

Levi:............Thank you for the admiration, I guess.

 

Poetic: *in a dreamland*

 

Stream: MYYYYYYYY TUUUUUURN!!!!!

 

Genie: kids, I will friggen go somewhere else if you don't stop being loud.

 

Stream: we don't even know why you're here in the first place...So can I have my own personal vampire BF, like forever?

 

Genie: I suppose. Treat him well.

 

Smoke covers he ground, like when Michael Jackson appeared. But this time, a silhouette came in. When everyone saw him, they were mesmerized. The vampire boy was pale, and thin. He had a great body tone, and his muscles were awesome. He had black hair, spiked up just a teeny bit. He wore black jeans, black converse, and a black muscle shirt.

 

Vampire: greetings. I am Xander.

 

Stream: REAL! LIFE! VAMPIRE! Sir, I am Stream. Now can I like, admire you from closer?

 

Xander: *grins, showing off long fangs* of course.

 

Stream: *in heaven*

 

Genie: now if we can get away from this bit of romance novel territory, I believe it is McKnight's turn to wish for something.

 

McKnight: cool. Now let's see...I've got Spidy...Or some bad*** actors...IDK...WAIT! I want you to bring me The Deadpool movie from the future, and the bigger, most high definition tv you have. And a ps4. I'm gonna watch this movie the right way.

 

Genie:......Just a sec, it's a large order.......

 

Then all the electronics pop in out of nowhere already set up. The Deadpool movie of the future sits on top of the sleek ps4.

 

McKnight: AAAAAAAWWWEEEESSSSSOOOOOOOOOMMEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Watches the movie in awe*

 

Sky: My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn!

 

Genie: I friggen heard the first time.

 

Sky: This is so hard...Morgan Grimes...Or Michael Rosenbaum...Or...A boyfriend...Or maybe Sheldon Cooper...FRICK, I CAN'T CHOOSE!

 

Genie: *sigh* I will choose for you. Just have your own personal Michael Rosenbaum or something, fangirl. *rolls eyes*

 

Sky: YESH!!!!!!!! *Way too overly excited* Michael Rosenbaum walks through the mansion door, confused as heck.

 

Michael: Wheeeeeere is this exactly? *Looking around*

 

Sky: *In shock* I-It's just a mansion...Can I please hug you now?

 

Michael: say what now?

 

Sky: *hugs him anyway* BEST DAY EVER!!

 

 

And that is the story of those five friends, and how irresponsible they are with a Genie. Well, half of it...(DUN DUN DUN!)


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