Short Vs Tall Debate

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The age old question, a skipped thought the ages, has been answered. Well, not really since they both have pros and cons, which will be mentioned here, in this VERY professional debate between me and myself! With guest star, I!

Submitted: March 28, 2015

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From our earliest ancestors, down to us and our children (If you have kids, but who has kids anymore? Pfft, please.) the argument has raged on, and questions have been asked. You may not know this, but this very debate between people actually caused World War 1. See, you learn something new every day! And this topic is... 

 

Fun-Sized or party sized? 

 

But with people, instead of candy and those bags of air, you know the ones with a few chips at the bottom? Yeah, those. Anyway, now that I'm really friggen hungry, let's start this! *Eats candy bar viciously* So yeah, here are the *Food falls out of mouth* pros!

 

Tall people are fairly balanced between pros and cons. Here's our first list, pros: 

 

~ This one is obvious, but they can each things easier. And that comes in handy. 

~ Because they are tall, they seem skinnier. If you weigh a bit much and you're tall, you're fine because the weight is more spread out through your long body. That's nice. 

~ A new, and really amazing friend of mine (the one who gave me the idea to write this) says if you're tall, then you can be a model! Just don't be a klutzy, baby-faced little weirdo like me and you're good... 

~ Movie theaters are SO much nicer. Although, it's kind of awkward when you feel like you're blocking that 4 year old kid's view, and you feel like a meanie. But why are they seeing The Battle Of The Five Armies anyway? 

~ When you're a kid, everyone thinks you're older. Which is awesome, in case you didn't know! Being a 7 year old and people thinking you're 8: Swag.

Now that that's over with, short people's pros are up next: 

 

~ THEY ARE EFFING ADORABLE. I'm sorry, but I have a good friend who's like, half a foot shorter than me. And every time I see her I feel like hugging her tightly, and snuggling with that cute little thang! Why do you think Pomeranians are so popular, same idea! 

~ Limbo is THEIR. GAME. Have you watched a 6'2 man play limbo and beat everyone else? No, but I've watched one try and it ain't pretty. But short people have it going on with that game. 

~ Being short, combined with having a young looking face means: you can go on carousels at the fair and not be judged as harshly for being like, in high school and begging your parents to let you go on the carousel! No fair! 

~ Nobody expects them to be strong and ferocious, but when they are, it's the most terrifying, yet amazing thing you will ever witness. 

~ Clothes. Just clothes. When you're long and lanky like me, clothes suck because their always too short or too tight. But if you're short, you can get a big tee shirt and feel like it's a friggen blanket. Comfort at it's height. 

 

That's it for this silly little debate, I know it's sucky but hopefully my bad jokes made you smile! Smile! FRIGGEN SMILE! *Grabs your lips and pulls them upward* There we go, you're so pretty! And I'm totally not a serial killer! Thanks for joining me in this waste of humanity, I hope you enjoyed your stay, whoever the f you are!


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