Righty Lefty

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Yep, a major issue with me eats! Thanks Hullabaloo22, ye done reminded me of anew issue that haunts me to this very day. Ha!

While filling me gob
Me fork lost its glob
A bit annoying
While not enjoying
A glob fall in me lap
In nudging I get a slap
Damn woman wouldn't budge
My shirt now has a smudge
Trying me best to keep tighty
Somebody thought I was a righty
In having bump elbows
While feeding my nose


Submitted: March 06, 2020

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sprinkly biscuit

Ha! Sluggy with spillage !
Funny writing ! Nice job

Fri, March 6th, 2020 12:31pm


Ha! Yepers, I getstepped stuck with many rightys at ze dining table. :o/ either I eat alone or at an end if it's narrow. Hehehehehehehe! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Fri, March 6th, 2020 4:50am

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