OMFG?! THE PRESIDENT STOLE MY TOOTHPASTE!!!

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Just a funny story I thought...I mean seriously, what would you do if the president stole your toothpaste, the title made m laugh, I hope the story make yall laugh.

Submitted: June 14, 2009

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*Please note, any of the content posted below are not related in anyway to real events, nothing has been accounted where the president of the united states of america has stolen any child's tube of toothpaste, and/or any other hygenic products, the president is much too busy with runnign the country to even worry about brushing his teeth.

It was 8:30 o' clock, WAY past my bedtime, and mommy was tucking we in so I could take a snoozle....

"Mommy?" I asked, as she fluffed my pillow.

"Yes, Pumpkin?" She answered, as she lay my head down to rest.

"Where does the president live?" I asked her in curiosity.

"Well dear, the president lives in a big, white house," She kisses my head, "Now go to sleep."

I fall asleep. But I wake up in the middle of the Big, dark night to a scary noise at my window.

"Who's there?" I ask. I wait. I wait. But ther is no answer. Then I see a shadow, and the shadow is creeping right into my bathroom!

I stmble out of bed, tripping in the dark as I realize mommy forgot to leave my night-light on. Then when I reach the bathroom, I turn the light on, and see the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES gripping my toothpaste tube tightly in his hands.

I gasp. He turns towards me, his eyes are all white, and his teeth resemble those of a shark. He growls at me. I scream, tightly close my bathroom door and run back to my bed, puttingmy head under the covers.

I wake up.

I wake up screaming. It's morning. I sigh with relief. It all must ahve been a big bad dream. My bathroom door is shut. So I get out of bed and walk ovber to it. Opening it up, I see my mommy flushing the toilet, and my dad using theplunger to stuff the PRESIDENT'S head town the into the bowl.

"How dare you steal my son's toothpaste!" My mom screeched. The president growled. I screamed ad Woke up.

Oh, it was justa nother dream. I walk into my bathroom....and my toothpaste is gone.


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