Hating Dating - Geeky Girls

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Part 2 of the Hating Dating Series. Check it out

Submitted: October 21, 2013

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Geeky Girl

Now this can go two ways. Either she is a full fledge mega nerd or she thinks guys like geeky girls so she's putting on the act to make you think she is. There are ways to descipher if she's phoney or the real thing.

Test 1 - Computers.

Quiz her. If she can actually keep up with the technical side of the conversation when you start talking about megabites and processors then she's legit. If she trys to turn on the laptop by saying "Hello Computer!", then she's a phoney.

Test 2 - Super Heroes.

Any true geek or fan of the geek universe will be well educated in the different types of comic and movie super heroes out there. If she attends Comic-Cons in a full fledge Wonder Woman suit, she's legit. If she thinks Jean Grey is a pair of pants you can buy from Jay Jays, she's a phoney.

Test 3 - Sci Fi/ Fantasy.

Be it Lord of the Rings or Star Wars, geeks from around the world cannot get enough of these beyond reality tales of adventure and imagination. If she can speak Elvish and recite Darth Vader's "I'm your father" scene, she's legit. If she thinks Jabba the Hut is a pizza resturant, she's a phoney.

Test 4 - Video Games.

Nerds are master of nearly every game imaginable. Be it Playstation, Nintendo, whatever, they will be able to conquer it with ease. If she over laps you in Mario Kart and can snipe you out in any shooter, she's legit. If she thinks XBox is another word for vagina, she's a phoney.

There are plenty more ways to see if she is the real thing or not but know this. As a self confessed nerd, you must not get too picky. Otherwise you will end up alone creating Dragon Ball Z fan fiction while eating Pop Tarts at your parent's place.

If you are one of the lucky ones who find that perfect geeky girl then you have hit the jackpot my friend. Go get your his and her mouse pads, edit wikapedia pages for kicks and battle each other on RPGs for the rest of your dorky, happy lives.

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