Landmark judgement by the Frogs In Council

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The Frogs In Council delivered a landmark judgement

Submitted: April 19, 2019

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Landmark judgement by the Frogs In Council

A typical case came before the Frogs In Council's hearing.

A couple living in the seventh avenue had lodged a complaint of nuisance against their neighbors who were also a couple in their late 50s.The complainants were newly married in their early 30s.

The case of the complainants was this:

Their neighbors were causing nuisance to them by frequently quarreling very noisily in a high decibel that was rather disturbing to the newly married couple and they could not enjoy their new marital life peacefully.

Both the couples were present before the Frogs In Council.

The Frogs In Council began their hearing of the case right in earnest.

"They are in their late 50s.You seem to be very young and just begin your life.In what way they are causing nuisance to you?"

"My lords,we don't mind about their being quarrelsome or cantankerous. What we can't tolerate is their sound which is always in a high decibel.We are frequently disturbed whenever we are deeply kissing each other.It disturbs our love making mood and rhythm."

The Frogs In Council heard them patiently.

The youngest member of the council quipped in a low voice: "Are we not causing nuisance to the human beings in the rainy season?I think our constant cravings normally exceeds the tolerable limits,I mean our sound decibels are very high.So,can we morally pronounce a verdict in this nuisance case?"

The eldest member of the Frogs In Council intervened,

"My dear Danny, don't forget we are here only to administer justice;not to highlight our own mistakes.You got it?"

Then the youngest member of the Council kept mum and became a silent observer of the proceedings.

The eldest member of the Frogs In Council turned towards the accused couple.

"What do you say?Your frequent quarrels cause noise pollution and disturb their rhythm of love making,your neighbors complain against you."

"We stoutly deny it,because we both are hearing impaired. So we have no other go but to speak louder to hear each other.We prefer natural air.So we always keep the doors of our windows opened.Are we not entitled to our own way and style of living?"

"Don't you have hearing aids in this ultra modern age,thereby to reduce the volume of your speech?"

"We are ready to get tested and have our own hearing aids.But we are only pensioners and we can't afford to spend that much especially the high medical bills of an ENT."

The Frogs In Council paused over the hearing to pronounce a verdict.They discussed seriously for over an hour.

Finally the Frogs In Council pronounced this verdict:

"We take into account the difficulties of both the complainants and the accused.The accused are not guilty since they are hearing impaired. We direct the complainants to bear the medical expenses of an ENT of their neighbors and provide them ultra modern hearing aids.This verdict is pronounced in the interest of newly married couple to carry on their love making undisturbed."


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