I got Nuthin

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Just an observation when got no motivation

I turned on my computer and waited to be inspired

But woe I just got nuthin or maybe I'm just tired

I thought I'd write about myself to try for your reply

But then looked in the mirror and heard myself just sigh

I thought I'd start with my face about my chin should be no trouble

But then gazed in the mirror and all i saw was double

I looked up top of my head just where my hair should be

But then saw i had less up there and more in nose to see

I asked my wife for her advice as I was always good at kissin

but she just laughed and said not now as one of your lips is missin

When she asked if I would like to lose loads of ugly fat- I said I would by heck

Then she just said chop my head off and get rid of all above the neck

My body was once a tuned engine like a sportscar it would hum

Now the only humming noise is the sound from out my bum

I thought I would clean my teeth and see what difference that would do

But I realised it didn't matter when all I got is two

I knew that I'd put weight on across my chest and guts

But my stomachs like an island and my breasts are like 2 huts

I gaze upon my manhood which was once a firm strong lance

but now its just a saggy thing that leaves droplets on my pants

I thought I'd call the Doc in as felt quite out of breath

There was nothing to prevent my meeting with my death

He said I was critical and had no more than a day to go

Then apologised- as he saw his watch was 24 hours slow

Now I draw my final gasp and think about lifes meaning

I finally know the answer ..its aaaaghh.....


Submitted: April 10, 2012

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Insane Membrane

sounds like your mrs is one lucky bird

Tue, April 10th, 2012 7:39am

speed racer

Thanks...glad u enjoy.....just light hearted fun....hope u join as fan

Sat, April 14th, 2012 10:42pm

amnehquti

that was really good great potery man

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 8:06pm

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Thanks

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 6:09pm

sherry1

Lmao, again. Okay you have me in stitches now. Great sense of humor. Loved it. :) Sherry

Tue, April 24th, 2012 7:14am

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I changed the ending..wat u think

Tue, April 24th, 2012 5:31am

SmileValentine

nice poem with a humorous style.. nice job:)

Tue, April 24th, 2012 9:16am

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thanks...i like a challenge ...how bout u send a subject you think would work...i will start a poem and u can add if u like

Tue, April 24th, 2012 4:45am

SmileValentine

a subject that will work? hmm.. something editorial? hehe.. sorry for the topic.. cannot think of another

Fri, April 27th, 2012 8:37am

garrycroft

Very funny style content and perspective

Sun, December 30th, 2012 8:46pm

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