I got Nuthin

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Just an observation when got no motivation

Submitted: April 09, 2012

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I turned on my computer and waited to be inspired

But woe I just got nuthin or maybe I'm just tired

I thought I'd write about myself to try for your reply

But then looked in the mirror and heard myself just sigh

I thought I'd start with my face about my chin should be no trouble

But then gazed in the mirror and all i saw was double

I looked up top of my head just where my hair should be

But then saw i had less up there and more in nose to see

I asked my wife for her advice as I was always good at kissin

but she just laughed and said not now as one of your lips is missin

When she asked if I would like to lose loads of ugly fat- I said I would by heck

Then she just said chop my head off and get rid of all above the neck

My body was once a tuned engine like a sportscar it would hum

Now the only humming noise is the sound from out my bum

I thought I would clean my teeth and see what difference that would do

But I realised it didn't matter when all I got is two

I knew that I'd put weight on across my chest and guts

But my stomachs like an island and my breasts are like 2 huts

I gaze upon my manhood which was once a firm strong lance

but now its just a saggy thing that leaves droplets on my pants

I thought I'd call the Doc in as felt quite out of breath

There was nothing to prevent my meeting with my death

He said I was critical and had no more than a day to go

Then apologised- as he saw his watch was 24 hours slow

Now I draw my final gasp and think about lifes meaning

I finally know the answer ..its aaaaghh.....


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