Typical workday blues

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

talking about workdays

Today I spent all day at work and it was very quiet

I ate at lunch and at both teas thus blowing out my diet

I tried not once but several times to have a little snooze

I also thought I may go out and try to drink a little booze

I talked  to all of  my workmates but they are very boring

I hate when they  talk to me and interrupt my snoring

But all of this activity i find so less perturbing 

Than clients who will call for me, they are so  disturbing

I come to work each day and mainly am on time

Though i often go home early I dont think its a crime

I just come and sit quietly at my desk and slowly spend my days

I never do achieve too much but still deserve a raise

Now here it comes , here comes the boss to get up on my back

You can go home right now he said , Im giving you the sack

So now I leave the place that for a week i poured my heart and soul

But its okay , i'll be alright , I'll go back on the dole

 

 


Submitted: August 04, 2015

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brucek

fun, i liked the rhyming. i have the same attitude i'm afraid. what the hell is a "dole"?

Tue, August 4th, 2015 3:51pm

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It is what we call unemployment benefits , thanks

Tue, August 4th, 2015 8:00pm

Insane Membrane

I think you should have been working when you wrote this ..

Your Boss

PS Its very funny

Sat, August 8th, 2015 10:07pm

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