What ....no fans

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

Satirical

I thought I 'd write a poem and my name is Dan

My thought was I'd be good and quickly get a fan

Checking on my home page each and every hour

the fact i got no fans on there made me feel quite sour

I cant belive my writings continue to be ignored

So now I have grabbed a drink and into glass its poured

The more I drink the more I think and start to be quite bitter

Then someone says my poetry stinks and should be in the shitter

So I start my final poem and fill my empty glass

Because I didnt get a fan shove booksie up your arse


Submitted: April 09, 2012

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Insane Membrane

now this is funny ... :-0

Mon, April 9th, 2012 9:36pm

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yes it is

Tue, April 10th, 2012 12:26am

amnehquti

hahhahahahahahahahah dude that was funny can't stop laughing

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 8:08pm

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glad u liked ...i will write more if u like

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 6:08pm

amnehquti

and f**k them haters lol

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 8:11pm

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haha like the attitude

Mon, April 23rd, 2012 6:06pm

sherry1

LMAO!!! :) Sherry

Tue, April 24th, 2012 7:11am

softpaw

I understand but quite funny.

Tue, April 24th, 2012 9:11am

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Thanks...just good to laugh sometimes

Tue, April 24th, 2012 4:47am

RavenStars

Haters Guna Hate.
I like this poem :)

Wed, April 25th, 2012 3:37am

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Thanks...i must read some of yours

Tue, April 24th, 2012 8:40pm

garrycroft

Particularly liked the coarseness, as sometimes it explains feelings perfectly and has comedy potential. Like the poem alot.

Sun, December 30th, 2012 8:29pm

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