Yeah, you read that write!
Or heard that right, if you’re listening to someone read it!
Are you laughing yet?
You should be by the end, or you’re weird
Ha-ha, I crack myself up!
Or am I just faking?
I seem to be doing well at that lately!
But my favorite color is still purple!
And my bestestestx20000 is a turtle!
And I’m book worm!
She fights crime with ninja Izzy
My kitty and my best friend fight crime!
I’m still single!
But I think I’ve found a guy to flirt with!
Sure, he may not be cute or he could be sexy!
But he’s a sweet dude!
I’m a sweet girl
Or am I?!
As in who really knows me?!
Shouldn’t my best friend turtle know?
Well I don’t know
I mean I hide it so well!
But hey Christmas is twelve days away!
I want purple items!
My hair is so uncontrollable!
Yes it’s super curly!
I hate it, and my eyes!
But my eyes are my best part!
Yeah, I’m not very common sense smart!
I’m such a blonde in my mind
Or so I act like it!
I love Saint Bernard’s and kitties!
I love pets!
Just as much as I love to write!
Yeah, I love to write
But I love boys more!
Or do I?
Ha, I don’t even know!
But I love the twilight saga!
Especially when Jacob was all shirtless!
Yummy! Just kidding or am I?
What I’m a girl!
By the way I hate algebra!
I use to love to read like all the time
But now I barely pick a book up
Oh no, am I turning into a snob?
Or is it just because I’m writing more?
I hope not! Anyways I love, love, and love writing!
Ha, I’m not being very random!
But what do I say?
Nothing about my personal life
Or should I just say I still have my V-Card? Or don’t I?
Nope, that is too personal
I don’t even know why I wrote that
Guess I needed something to say
Who knows I could be an alien!
Ha, doubt it! But ever wonder about if alien do exist?
I hate to admit it but sometimes I do!
No I’m not geeky
I can’t stand sci-fi
I’m more into romantic and dramas
Not that I love it in real life
But I do want a happy ending, you know?
Anyways I think I should be all happy!
My kitty can fight crime!
My doggie is amazing!
My life is freaking amazing!
My friends are amazing!
I just realize my cat is a snob
He’s stuck up, I wonder how?
But trust me he so is!
He don’t like certain treats
Or how you rub him! Who is that picky?!
My Saint Bernard wasn’t picky
He was bought for my dad
But he claimed me
And he won over my heart
But we had to get rid of him
Trust me I have tons of pictures of me and him!
He’s so sweet or was!
But I’ll get a new one, one day!
Until then I got pictures!
But anyways I’m sorry to be random!
But don’t y’all love my randomness?
Without it, there would be no unique poems like this
And don’t y’all just love them?
I sure do!
They are amazing!
Just like you guys!
Well this is the end!
Happy Holidays you guys!
Enjoy them and enjoy reading poems and stuff!
Y’all are the best audience/readers ever!
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