The Vampire bought bubble gum

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The Vampire bought bubble gum The Vampire bought bubble gum

Short Story by: Stephen F Campbell

Genre: Humor

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Short Story by: Stephen F Campbell

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Genre: Humor

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The story of a vampire who buys bubble gum at a convenience store.

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The story of a vampire who buys bubble gum at a convenience store.

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Submitted: January 23, 2013

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Submitted: January 23, 2013

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The Vampire bought bubble gum

Have you ever seen a real live vampire? Not those fake one’s in the movies, but a real live vampire? I’ve seen a vampire at the 7/11 store. That’s right, don’t laugh, I saw a real live vampire at the 7/11 store last night while I was buying a bag of chips. She was tall and looked like a model but there was something very different about her and I noticed it the moment she walked through the door.

I was standing near the back of the store trying to choose a flavour of ice tea to go with my chips when kuldip, the cashier, said hello to a very pretty lady that walked in the store. She moved like a gazelle. Her hair was black with streaks of red and white. She tried to pick up a Snickers bar but glanced at me and then put it down. She must have been embarrassed when she saw me and didn’t want me to know that she was a sugar junkie. Then she moved towards the back of the store and I noticed the fangs in her mouth. It was like looking at the teeth of a wolf but she quickly closed her mouth and licked her lips.

I bet your thinking that it must have been Halloween or something but it was one of the coldest days in January. She tried to avoid my stare and then went to the bubble gum section. I think she was staring at those cool gums on TV. What’s sexy about those gums anyway? I really hate those cheesy commercials. Anyway I bet your still wondering how I knew she was a vampire. Well I’ll tell you but let it be our little secret because no one is going to believe me anyway.

When she was at the back of the store a mouse ran between the aisles and she quickly picked it up and ate it. Yeah, she ate it right there faster than you could blink an eye. Kuldip barely noticed when she bent down and picket it up but I saw her do it and then make like nothing happened. She wiped her mouth and picked up a packet of bubble gum and then approached the cashier. Kuldip said “Hi my name is Kuldip, did you find everything you needed tonight?” She replied “I just love your store, the snacks are so tasty”. Kuldip said “We try to do our best to provide the tastiest snacks on the market. I see you chose bubble gum, would you like a hot dog and a drink to go with that?” She said “No, I think I’ve had a meaty snack tonight, I’ll pass”. Then she smiled at me and left the store while Kuldip took a long glance at her amazing figure.

She was a vampire alright so if you are ever at the 7/11 on Hastey Street and see a tall girl walk in with black, red and white hair get out as quickly as you can, especially if you haven’t eaten yet.


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