"Yes I Like Killing"

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Ever wonder why monsters kill for fun?

Submitted: January 31, 2020

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Submitted: January 31, 2020

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*Adonis asks if the monster enjoys killing. The monster’s response:*

Killing? Yes, I enjoy killing. I enjoy killing very much.

You know what else I enjoy? Butchering. I enjoy bludgeoning. I love burning and battering beating and bleeding. I enjoy cutting and slitting and gashing and slashing; carving, lancing, piercing and popping. 

But grazing and nicking, snicking and scratching are only good when inflicted by score. Lacerating, decapitating, mutilating and masticating I love forcing on the poor.

Babies I grind, women I blind. If a man I find, I rend his mind. 

With a scorcher I torture, watching the lives’ deporture.

The rape I tape, like a barbary ape, but only after I tie them down with magnetic tape. It attracts gunk and grime, nails and needles; and then I watch them get eaten by eagles and beetles!

I love cramming children in boxes with ravenous foxes. I put the old in the cold and watch as they mold. 

For those who are fat suffer my bat. Then with sickness and quickness grubs eat at their thickness.

I am made, not paid, for the task of my trade. With blade and shade I invade and parade. I played and persuade, then betrayed then degrade. Big or small, I’ll skin them all. With joy and elation, their bodies are the canvas of creation. I need no rhyme or reason, or particular season; with glee I will see their bodies debri. 

 

 


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