Some people read erotica to learn technique
But I’d be careful if it is knowledge you seek
A lot of the writers just copy what they read
Meant solely for entertainment so take heed
Resemblance to reality is quite often inflated
Don’t take for gospel, everything that’s stated
Not every man or woman enjoys the same thing
Ask them how they like it or what you should bring
Writers use creative license to make up the scene
I can’t believe some of the odd things I have seen
I want to be sure that you all have been warned
That erotica writers often leave you misinformed
Just to give an example of some of what I’ve seen
Sometimes true but often not, I’ll show what I mean
Men having their nipples licked, shooting their load
Women reaching orgasm when a man’s dick is shown
Positions often reached that gymnasts wouldn’t try
The girl tight, hot and juicy, the massively hung guy
The guy with the magic mechanical tongue of steel
The girl that gets her anus touched and starts to squeal
The executive woman with a small vibrator in her purse
The near exploding penis that the woman likes to nurse
I am not saying that these things do not happen at all
But the chance that this is normal, may in fact be small
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