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Caution reading Erotica

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PG-Rated: The old warning "Don't try this at home", might also apply to what you read in Erotica stories. Just a fun look at it.

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Submitted: January 28, 2013

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Some people read erotica to learn technique

But I’d be careful if it is knowledge you seek

A lot of the writers just copy what they read

Meant solely for entertainment so take heed

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Resemblance to reality is quite often inflated

Don’t take for gospel, everything that’s stated

Not every man or woman enjoys the same thing

Ask them how they like it or what you should bring

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Writers use creative license to make up the scene

I can’t believe some of the odd things I have seen

I want to be sure that you all have been warned

That erotica writers often leave you misinformed

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Just to give an example of some of what I’ve seen

Sometimes true but often not, I’ll show what I mean

Men having their nipples licked, shooting their load

Women reaching orgasm when a man’s dick is shown

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Positions often reached that gymnasts wouldn’t try

The girl tight, hot and juicy, the massively hung guy

The guy with the magic mechanical tongue of steel

The girl that gets her anus touched and starts to squeal

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The executive woman with a small vibrator in her purse

The near exploding penis that the woman likes to nurse

I am not saying that these things do not happen at all

But the chance that this is normal, may in fact be small

 


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Caution reading Erotica

Poem by: Sultry Alice

Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: Sultry Alice

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PG-Rated: The old warning "Don't try this at home", might also apply to what you read in Erotica stories. Just a fun look at it.

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