Toddlers New Bed

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Toddler beds the joy of freedom has come to an end

Submitted: December 12, 2015

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Attention parents who have invested in a toddler bed for their young children

The steps below are guaranteed to assure your toddler will stay in bed please follow the steps to the letter.

  1. Pick out the animal or cute print sheets that you would like to use on the bed.

  2. Pick out the clown or cute print pajamas you intend on using on your toddler.

  3. Place a long strip of Velcro on the sheets and glue that sucker onto the cute sheets

  4. Place an even longer strip of Velcro on the cute pajamas and glue down the back of pajamas.

  5. Place your toddler firmly but gently on the bed, being sure to line up the Velcro strips

  6. Close the bedroom door and turn off bedroom lights, you can have a night light in room.

    At last a full night sleep for Mom and Dad. This system could be used on babies but I would not recommend it. But then again, no it’s just wrong.

 


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