Ode to a Cow

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When the one girl you thought was one your closest friends turns out to be a two-timing severely annoying monstrosity of a bitch? Write her a poem. Seriously.

Subtle insults thrown unsubtly my way
Patronisingly, she tries to make me pay
Flaunting jargon, here and there
She throws it in my face, as if she thinks I care
She gnaws on my nerves, with her two-faced lies
Then incessant talking to make me like her, she tries
She tries persistently to be amazing
But fortunately, it doesn’t faze me
When will she realise that no-one can stand her?
With her complex, whining and never-ending blather
Stop trying to be all sophisticated
And stop trying to make the boys intoxicated
She’s pathetic, annoying and a self-righteous bitch
I’m incredulous to the fact that she can lie without a twitch
Go away, far away – far, far, FAR
You silly little cow ... Who do you think you are?

Submitted: August 27, 2010

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Corr Zauber

Cool writer, you made me hate who ever she is! xp

Fri, August 27th, 2010 4:27pm


hahaha, thank you so very much!!!
Very glad about that, haha if you knew her, you'd hate her for real as well lol! Thanks again! xxx

Fri, August 27th, 2010 4:32pm

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