Bad insults

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Editorial and Opinion  |  House: Booksie Classic
If you don't like someone and really want to piss them off, then this read is for you. Insults you can give!

Submitted: February 25, 2012

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Submitted: February 25, 2012



*People clap when they see you, Their hands over their eyes or ears.

*Have you considered suing your brains for no support?

*Ignorance can be cured,stupid is forever.

*If we were to kill everybody who hates you it wouldn't be a murder; it would be genocide!

*You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

*You're so old you drove a chariot to school.

*I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

*Your is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.

*I don't know who you are, but whatever it is I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

*I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

*Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!

*I worship the ground that awaits you.

*Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

*You should have been born in the DARK AGES; you look terrible in the light.

*I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

*He's so fat he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

*You always have your ear to the ground, so how's life in the gutter?

*The cream rises to the top, so does the scum.

*Go ahead. Tell them everything you know, it will only take 0 seconds.

*We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying\"Do not come home and all will be forgiven.

*perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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