Shakespearean Insults

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Historical Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic
These are just funny insults I found online and thought I should make a poem about them.

Submitted: May 21, 2013

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There are many ways to describe you

You are a

Spongy rude-growing pignut

You are also a

Villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

It may be rude but it's true

 

You are nothing more than a

Puny milk-livered mammet

Shall I continue

You are a

Roguish pottle-deep moldwrap

It may be rude but it's true

 

You don't understand these words

Well maybe you should learn

The Shakespearean insults


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