There I am sitting in class again
Everyone is busy and I bite my pen
Suddenly I feel trouble
My gut begins to bubble
Oh god! The enchilada!
Never should of ate a lotta
Now chewing on my pen
Thinking it will pass as I count to ten
Regretting not going to Cookie World
Asshole friend chose Habanero Chili Swirl
Rumbling getting worse
Gases of a nightmarish curse
Sweat on my forehead beings to pool
My crush beside me will think I am a tool
Clenching hard to avoid a splatter
Losing strength I don't want a flapper
Mrs.Backster blabs about chemical reactions
While I relentlessly fight contractions
My ass was in so much pain
If I don't release I will end up walking with a cane
Face squishes into something grotesque
This is really turning Kafkaesque
Eyes glazed over with dry lips peeling
Twitching looking up at the ceiling
Heavy breathing like I was in labor
Pleading to god for just one favor
Then I gave in with a howl
Emptying out my bowel
The eruption caused everyone to jump
Sloppily shitting my pants in a slump
Everyone plugged their nose
As my ass was still a fudge spraying hose
A frightened Mrs.Backster asked if I was alright
God it burns! I yelled in a sorry plight
Screaming and backing away was my crush
Sticky sludge couldn't keep me from a blush
Helplessly ass blasting in front of their scowls
Chunky, peanutty, jelly, chocolatey fowl
I screamed I can't stop!
My classmates began to drop
Mrs.Backster tried dialing 911
But dropped as she had succumb
With one last hemorrhoid inducing push
The last smelly, crunchy, brownie exited my tush
Sitting in my filthy gravy filled pants of beef
I sighed with relaxing relief
The paramedics, firefighters, and cops showed up
They all looked shocked as I said What?
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Poem / Gay and Lesbian
Short Story / Flash Fiction
Short Story / Science Fiction
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