Big Brother House Political Diary, Day 11

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The 3 main political party leaders stuck in a big brother house

Submitted: February 25, 2015

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he Big Brother House Diarys- Day11

Big brother house diary day 11, It is 1125, the sun is out again, and the house mates are yet again in the garden sunbathing.
David Cameron, says to Nigel Farage, your skin looks so shinny, and well oiled, its almost glistening, can I borrow some of that sun cream myself, Ed Milliband, also says to nick. Just looking at that mysele nick, and look how brown your skin is going already.
Nigel says sorry chaps, did not bring any sun cream, but saw this bottle in the kitchen, thought it might be one of yours, you know the one called Mazda oil, done the trick nice, but must say skin feels very slippy, Nick Clegg, says, but Nigel, that is not sun oil, that is the cooking oil, Nigel says, that explaines why my skin looks like that of a roasted chicken then, especially in all this hot heat, it looks brown enough, but I do admit it feels a bit crispy in places.
Ed notices some thing on davids belly, is that a spider on your belly area david he says, david looks down in a state of panic, oh no, you had me going there, its only those little spiders legs, as my wife calls them, Nick says , have to say old chap, it looks like a whole sack of spiders trying to get out, david says look guys has any one got a razor I can borrow quickly, to trim my speedos line, must be honest, should have gone to the waxing salon, instead of holding that last cabinet meeting, serves me right for getting my priorities wrong.
Ed says sorry david, only have electric shaver, don’t want to get those little blitters caught up in the blades, hurts like hell, Nigel says sorry david, I use hair removal cream, collars and cuffs, so to speak, in fact down below is so smooth, its like a ice rink, nick says I will go get mine for you to borrow.
Ed says, so you usually have a wax then david, does it not hurt at all, david says no its not to bad, I think the botox injections tend to harden the skin, does not hurt as much, nick, says what about down below then, that must hurt, same again says david, when you the botox jabs, it does not seem to hurt as much, you have botox jabs down there david says ed, well yes, doesn’t every one, after all who wants a saggy bottom with lines


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