Big Brother House Political Diary, Day 17

Reads: 201  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 0

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The 3 main Party leaders stuck in a big brother house

Submitted: March 05, 2015

A A A | A A A

Submitted: March 05, 2015

A A A

A A A


The Big Brother House Political Diary’s, Day 17

0830, and the housemates are still in the bedroom, Theresa is sat on the edge of her bed, in a bright red dressing gown, the boys, david, ed, and nick, are all looking towards Theresa, from their beds, look says Theresa, you boys are so obvious, you are all in bed still, waiting to get a glimpse of what I might be wearing as a nighty, or even a flash of knicker, the boys started to smile at that, well says Theresa, that is why I slept in my dressing gown, I mean its bad enough now, imagine what you 3 would be like if you did see me in my knickers, or getting changed, I mean look at you all, its like waking up to a field of 3 tents in here, Theresa says look I am going to the bathroom, to get washed, when I come back, I expect those tents of yours to have gone, even if it means exercising your wrists.
1130, the lads are sat in the lounge area, when Theresa comes out of the bedroom, look chaps she says, one of you has taken a pair of my blue thongs, who is it, come on own up, if not I will call in the police, and special branch, I am not having your grubby hands on my privates, but Theresa, say all 3 men together, we have not taken your thong, david says, what is a thong anyway,, nick say I think, do you not wrap it around your waist or some thing, no that’s a sarong, says ed, a thong, is it not that bit of string you women tie round your waist.
Nearly right says Theresa, just shows how much you lot know about womans fashion, right all 3 of you, stand up and drop your pants, and do not think any wrong ideas, I mean to see if any of you have taken my thong, it is a tory blue colour, so very distinctive. Ed say, well I have nothing to fear, I only have these one pair of underwear, but I do wash them every week, so ed drops his pants, and stands there in his one and only pair of undies, very well says Theresa, its not you, but those undies of your are so thin and thread bear, you may as well not be wearing any, in fact you could do with one of my thongs, next was nick, who drops his pants, stands there with his hands on his hips, as if proud of his undies, a pair of boxers, with a picture of his face on the front, and who loves you on the back, not my style, but every one to their own says Theresa, right david your turn, david drops his pants, stands ther hands behind his back, as if proud to show of what he has, its you david shout ed, and nick, well david you pervert says Theresa, you knicker nicker.
I honestly thought they were mine pleads david, look I got out of bed, and there on the floor was this blue blue underwear near my bed, I just thought I must have dropped them, so I picked them up and put them on, must admit, they are a bit tight, and uncomfortable, that is because you have put them on back to front, the string end should go round the back, Ed says only you david only you, nick says the view from the back its like a giant peach being cut in half, while Theresa says well you may have the string end at the front, but some how it still hides your tory member


© Copyright 2020 The Gospel of the Holy Quill. All rights reserved.

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Add Your Comments:

More Humor Miscellaneous