Big Brother House Political Diary, Day 23

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The 3 main party leaders stuck in a big brother house

Submitted: March 13, 2015

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Big Brother House Political Diary Day 23

0930, and big brother has called all the house mates together on the sofa, big brother has to inform you, that now you have made your General Election speeches, big brother did ask the viewers who watch, to vote as if it was indeed a General Election, and now the votes are in, here are the results.
David Cameron, Conservative Party, 15 votes
Ed Milliband, Labour Party, 22 votes
Nick Clegg, Liberal Part, 5 votes
So big brother with pleasure, would like to announce that, the winner for the big brother general election, goes to, the ventriloquists head, that some one sent in, to raffle of for red nose day, with 650, votes.
Well would adam and eve it says david Cameron, at least I came third, that’s not to bad is it, well I came second, says ed milliband, but getting beat by a ventriloquists dummy, that’s hard to take,, well if I came forth, I think I would have saved my deposit, so that is not to bad for me.
Theresa May says , I would have voted for you david, but I think, if I was allowed to make a speech, then obviously, I would have won, because I appeal to every one, women, because I am a woman, and us sisters do like to stick together, and men as well, mainly because of my sex appeal
Well I do not think its that bad really, after all we still have a few weeks left, to the election, time to not so much alter what we are saying, no, it is more to brain wash the public into believing what we are saying, david says, Theresa agrees, but warns, its going to hard to get over being beat by a ventriloquists dummy, the public will laugh.
Ed says, to be honest, there are times in parliament, when I have asked you questions, and when you have stood up to reply,I often thought you had some ones hand up your back side, controlling your mouth, the way it moves up and down, with out any sense coming out, so perhaps it was fate a ventriloquists dummy beat you.
Nick Clegg says, well I do not think that it is fair to allow a ventriloquists dummy to win, after all, it could say and promise every thing and any thing, and then when held to account, it would only say it was not me who said those things but some one else, or it was some one putting those words into my mouth, that is why it is not fair, we could not get away with that excuse, I know I have tried.


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