The Big Brother House Political Diary, Day 15

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The 3 main party leaders stuck in a big brother house

Submitted: March 03, 2015

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The Big Brother House Diarys- Day15

Big brother house diary’s, day 15, 1400 hours, and the house mates have been sat around thinking of some thing to say, that might be of interest to the public watching, and for the last 3 hours, they have not been able to come up with anything, apart from the odd sigh, or mmm, but they were all stunned into fevered thinking now as Big brother, dropped a massive surprise on them.
There was going to be a surprise eviction tonight from the big brother house.
David Cameron was the first to say some thing, Well chaps guess we all knew this day would come sooner or later, may the best chap win, and all that., then says I just have to go the little boys room for second or two, once inside on his own, breaks down, and crying weeps oh it cant be me, please don’t let it be me, not the first one to go, please don’t let it be me 
Ed Milliband says, yes the day has come for the public to vote, and let me say we will respect the vote of the public, for they are the only people that matter in this, excuse me guys, will you but I need to go to the garden, think I left some thing out there, goes out side and starts blubbering, it can not be me , oh prey it can not be me, the press will have a field day if I am first out, it cannot be me.
Nick Clegg says well of course we will respect the voters, we are but pawns in there voting hands, it is up to us to have done enough to make them want to vote for us, and personally thinking, I think I have done enough, then goes of into the bedroom to be alone for a while, goes into the bedroom and crys his eyes out, it cant be me I cant loose out to them already, well at least I cant be the first, what about my reputation, no it cant be me.
Nigel Farage says, well I am the man of the people so it wont be me, I am so popular, I am bound to win, and stayed in the lounge eating more of those dried split lentils he thought was roasted nuts for the poor people.
Come 2000 hours, and big brother make the announcement of the public vote, and the person to be evicted, is, there followed a stretch of silence just for tension, and then the words Nigel Farage, you have 1 minute to leave the big brother house, we are coming to get you , but Nigel would not go, screaming it cant be me, I want a recount, till in the end big brother had to send in 2 security officers, to drag him out, whike all the time he was shouting, I am the winner, I am the man of the people, my people have proved they want me out there on the outside with them, to be one of them so I am the winner


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