how I went crazy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A whole bunch of randomness involving Bacon, some dancing elves, an ADD turtle, and some cryptic tie-die.

Submitted: August 13, 2014

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Submitted: August 13, 2014



I was bored so I went into my head. I was walking through animal area when all of a sudden a turtle sped onto the road and started furiously duct-taping a random road sign with purple fluorescent tape. Then an elf flew into a Starbucks that had just popped up and it exploded, sending iced mocha latte everywhere. Some landed on the turtle,and it started running around a pile of bacon that fell from the sky saying "THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING-" then it ran into a big beefy elf in gangsta suit except for a hot pink tutu. It then proceeded to dance a par de du with the turtle. The pile of bacon started instagramming the dancing, which caused the elf to spontaneously combust which created a portal that my mind got sucked into. I fell asleep mid-scream and woke up in a place that looked like nyan cat had married a nuke and had babies. Also the whole place smelled like pop-tarts. The turtle smiled innocently and proceeded to serve decaf coffee for all eternity because it was now OCD instead of ADD.

And that's how I lost my mind. Enjoy this crap I wrote.:-P 

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