Gastrointestinal Issues

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A song about the wrong food choice on a first date.

Submitted: August 14, 2014

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Gastrointestinal Issues

 

Verse 1:

First date blues

Don't know what to choose

It all looks so good

 

I want to try it all

but I might fall

So I don't think I should

 

We leave the joint

but there's no point

I just ate too much

 

The KFC

it got to me

and now I have to clutch

 

Chorus:

I've got gastrointestinal issues baby

There's something wrong with my health

I'm starting to think maybe

I'm gonna shit myself

 

Gastrointestinal Issues Baby

“where did it all go wrong?”

I'm sorry I'm acting so shady

but I just ruined my thong

 

Verse 2:

Your place or mine?

You check the time

“I've got an early day tomorrow”

 

I walk home

all alone

I am filled with sorrow

 

I get home

I hear my phone

I see that it is you

 

“you son of a bitch”

“I threw my purse in the ditch”

It was filled with poo

 

Chorus 2:

I'm sorry I have Gastrointestinal issues baby

sorry about your bag

I'm starting to think maybe

That date was a total drag

 

Gastrointestinal issues baby

I'll call you tomorrow

Do you think that maybe

you have some pants I can borrow

 

gastrointestinal issues baby

There's something wrong with my health

I'm starting to think maybe

I'm gonna shit myself

 

Gastrointestinal Issues Baby

“where did it all go wrong?”

I'm sorry I'm acting so shady

but I just ruined my thong


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