Cyril the Squirrel 2: The New Satan

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Due to Cyril the squirrels recent success, we decided to write a sequel. Thanks to our readers :D

Submitted: January 06, 2012

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Cyril The Squirrel 2:The New Satan

After our dear friend Cyril the Squirrel was blasted by our not so dear friend the fluffy rainbow pony with scales, cyril was very very VERY ticked off. For 40 days and 40 nights he plotted his revenge against the fluffy rainbow menace. His new motto became "Never go to bed angry: Stay awake and plot your revenge" (so, obviously, he lost a lot of sleep.)

After the 40 days and 40 nights of smouldering in his own rage, he came to the conclusion that he would go to the firey pits of hell where the demon pineapples existed and demand that they take revenge. The journey was long and treacherous (he had to take six buses and a taxi).

So Cyril finds himself in the firey pits of hell sweating his poor little bushy tail off. Turns out that satan himself has been having his own problems and was in no mood to allow a squirrel to see the demon pineapples. He realised he did not have enough money to start the apocolypse and the bank were refusing to give him a loan. Cyril felt sorry for Satan and offered if there was anything he could do to ease the demon lords' suffering. When cyril offered, Satan begrudgingly admitted he would like a holiday, and since the squirrel was offering, proposed that the squirrel take his place for a bit, thereby giving Cyril all his powers.

Now Cyril was not a naturally evil squirrel, but still blinded by recent events ( involving a certain rainbow coloured pony with scales), a sinister plan began to form in his small nutty brain. He accepted the demon lords proposal.

After buying a dashing pair of horns and a snazzy trident-- though still working on his evil laugh-- Cyril set to work as the new satan. And it doesn't take a genius to figure out what the squirrels new ruling was: all fluffy rainbow ponys with scales would be locked in a maths classroom and forced to endure 3 months of computation fluid dynamics, thermodynamics, algebra and circular theorums; then being strapped to one of his own rocket launcher and fired all the way to jupiter where they would explode.

THE END


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