Chemical Cleanliness

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Chemical Cleanliness. Not too sure I'd want to attend my own barbecues after reading this. Don't know where it came from. Just a bunch of words strung together.

Narcotic induced purity

Tobacco choked peace

Alcohol created sobriety

I'm so chemically clean

Bathed in arsenic and sulphur

Breathing fresh air diesel fumes

Tasting the chemical conscription

Swallowing mouthfuls of doom

Drink a sodium cyanide cocktail

With a cherry and umbrella on top

Wash it down with a shot of uranium

And a lead lined burrito, on top

Narcotic induced purity

Tobacco created fresh air

Alcohol induced sobriety

And a nuclear vacant stare

A potassium and valium barbecue

With a valium and vicodin sauce

And a hydrogen bomb enchilada

A blancmange topped with sulphuric sauce

I'm so chemically clean I'm flourescent

I'm so low I'm that high I can fly

So chemically clean, it's depressing

Need a joint now to just calm my mind

Submitted: April 15, 2007

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a great piece. i love the way its random, but how it fits at the same time. make sense?

Wed, June 13th, 2007 5:21pm


Your comment makes sense, but the poem doesn't lol. I was bored, and with being a cook, I tried to think of the worst or wierdest recipes/ingredients I could use for a barbeque. Strange concept, I know but..... Thanks for commenting Sinead :)

Wed, June 13th, 2007 11:49am

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