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'Gleek' ('Bitch' Parody)

Miscellaneous by: ThepureLight7

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A parody of the song 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks, based around the show Glee! Yes, I do watch Glee. Kurt is my favorite character.

Now read it, and enjoy it, or I will go to the pet store and buy you a kitty-cat. I will let you love that kitty-cat. And then, one night, I will steal into your house and punch you in the face.

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Submitted: December 03, 2009

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I hate media today
There's not much good TV
The humor's gone away

But then came a show
And it's musical and beautiful
An angel's prophecy

This show was titled 'Glee'

The other day I cried
Hadn't done so since my great-grandmother died
It had touched me when Kurt told his dad the news
He wasn't straight nor bi-confused

There's a little bit of everything
It's fun for everyone!

I'm a Gleek! Wednesday watcher!
I love Sandy! I love Emma!
I love Finn and I love Sue!
There's nothing you can do!

I love Quinn! I love Will!
For Rachel I would kill!
I love Artie! Yeah, there's nothing you can say!

So every week at nine
Sit on my futon and grip my blanket tight

Rest assured that all these plot twists make me nervous
Sometimes it's so extreme!

Tomorrow the Puck might say something
And the club might pull apart at the seams!

I'm a Gleek! Wednesday watcher!
I love Sandy! I love Emma!
I love Finn and I love Sue!
There's nothing you can do!

I love Quinn! I love Will!
For Rachel I would kill!
I love Artie! Yeah, there's nothing you can say!

*Guitar solo*

Just when you think you've got it figured out
Then Quinn might just have the baby

Will it work out? I just might shout!
Now they all will just start singing!

I'm a Gleek! Wednesday watcher!
I love Sandy! I love Emma!
I love Finn and I love Sue!
There's nothing you can do!

I love Quinn! I love Will!
For Rachel I would kill!
I love Artie! Yeah, there's nothing you can say!

Regionals soon! It's a tease!
Let the relationships work out please!
They all hurt! They all suffer!
But they still will have eachother!

Sue's got a plan! They're in trouble!
They better think of something on the double!
By the way, did I tell you? I'm totally not gay!

(Woo-oo-oo-oo! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo!)

*Guitar outro*


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A parody of the song 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks, based around the show Glee! Yes, I do watch Glee. Kurt is my favorite character.

Now read it, and enjoy it, or I will go to the pet store and buy you a kitty-cat. I will let you love that kitty-cat. And then, one night, I will steal into your house and punch you in the face.

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