Artery= the study of a painting.
Bacteria= back door of a cafeteria
Barium= what doctors do when patients die
Bowel= a letter like a.e.i.o.u
Caesarian section= neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan= searching for kitty
Coma= a punctuation mark
Dilate= to live longer
Enema= not a friend
Fibula= a small lie
Genital= not a jew
Nitrates= cheaper than day rates
Node= was aware of
Out patient= a person who has fainted
Pharmacists= cattleman's calluses
Rectum= damn near killed 'em
Secretion= hiding something
Seizure= Roman emperor
Tablet= a small table
Terminal illness= sick at an airport
Urine= opposite of 'you're out'
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