Moron's Medical Dictionary

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Moron's Medical Dictionary

Status: Finished

Moron's Medical Dictionary

Essay by: TheWildOne

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Genre: Humor

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Summary

Morons-We all know one.

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Morons-We all know one.

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Submitted: November 08, 2009

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Submitted: November 08, 2009

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Artery= the study of a painting.

Bacteria= back door of a cafeteria

Barium= what doctors do when patients die

Bowel= a letter like a.e.i.o.u

Caesarian section= neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan= searching for kitty

Coma= a punctuation mark

Dilate= to live longer

Enema= not a friend

Fetser= quicker

Fibula= a small lie

Genital= not a jew

Nitrates= cheaper than day rates

Node= was aware of

Out patient= a person who has fainted

Pharmacists= cattleman's calluses

Rectum= damn near killed 'em

Secretion= hiding something

Seizure= Roman emperor

Tablet= a small table

Terminal illness= sick at an airport

Urine= opposite of 'you're out'

Varicose= nearby

Vein= conceited


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