Love-Ballad of Lady Kitty

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In which I chronicle the humorous yet fruitless hubby-seeking undertaken by my sister's lady cat.

Submitted: March 25, 2011

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Hallo and paw-salute to all my lovely readers, here is a little poem about how my sister's cat meowed and meowed for a mate during one of her 'heats.' I wrote it while preparing for an exam in the study, with this crazy Lady of Feline perched right on the sill a few inches from my desk, and I assure you she really meowed the devil out of me!

(*__&) Alas, my sister has officially declined to spay her honey (no I mean horny!) ladymuffin, so what can I do? Plug my ears and vent away! And that’s how this little poem came into being.

P.S: I am contentedly still on cooing terms with Lady Kitty, of course.

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Love-Ballad Of Lady Kitty

by Tinofloss

 

There lives in the handsome flat a Lady Kitty,

Whose dainty boudoir consists of a tiny kitchen an’ balcony.

Every morning she patrols her quarters oh so dutifully,

For at night wanders she away from her carpet lovely.

‘Morning tea’s ready,’ cries her nose who scouts the air,

But she has yet to take a stroll over her square o’ little balcony.

‘Over there,’ says she, ‘I can see the woods beyond the window shiny,

And beckon and sing in search for a dear hubby!’

 

And a sweet sweet hubby she craves,

For she is a qualified two-year-old fully,

Who needs a bouncy matey to share her life her soul,

Thus she won’t be ever so lonely!

 

For this wish a full-day concert she sings,

From contralto ringing to soprano shaky.

And day by day she waits with a heart so patient,

Only the woods beyond remains wishy-washy!


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