My Crazy Day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

A fictional story about a crazy day I had. A little humor, fan fiction and a few cuss words. Everyone has had a crazy (minus interaction with celebs) and this "was mine".

Chapter 1
What a crazy day I've had. When I woke up this morning & headed for the bathroom, I some how tripped over my own feet, slamming myself into the wall while stubbing my toe.
I go into the kitchen to make myself breakfast, didn't see my cat walk right in my path & stepped on her tail. Poor thing. I pour my cereal, went to get the milk but it was gone. UGH! So I make eggs. Everything is fine but then I saw a piece of shell in my eggs. I go to take it out & burn myself, drop the spatula in the process.
Things start to calm down until I take my shower. I forgot to check the water before I climbed in so naturally I freeze my ass off, found a bug bite on my ass, cut myself shaving, got shampoo in my eye & realized I had no wash cloth to wipe my face.
As I go to brush my teeth, the toothpaste falls off my toothbrush before hitting my mouth. How does this happen? This day has barley started & already I want to crawl back to bed.
Chapter 2
I was planning on taking a trip to downtown but first I wanted to check a few things on the computer. I see Donnie Wahlberg on twitter giving out twitter hugs. I decided what the hell even though I've had my fair share. I just won't try as hard. My cat jumps up on the desk & is in the way as I start to type my tweet to him. The cat steps on the keyboard putting up random letters & then steps on the 'Enter' key before I can stop her!!
I am sitting there hoping that this is the one tweet he doesn't see. Then, there it is, a response from Donnie: "Um, sorry? lol"
Could this day get any worse? The embarrassment! I tweet him again explaining what happened ending it with a twug. Not only did he see my second tweet but responded again (hehe): "lmao. TWUGS!! Twugs to your kitty too!"
I have to say, his tweets brightened my day.smiley
Chapter 3
I get downtown to do some photography. So far nothing else has happened. As I start to walk towards my favorite place to eat downtown thinking maybe my day has turned for the better, I bump into this guy.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry. It's been that kind of day for me." I say to the guy who has the most intoxicating smell.
As we both look at each other, I realize that the man I bumped into was Darren Hayes! I knew he was coming to the states for a little getaway but I didn't know he was coming here. He recognized me from interacting with him on the internet. We chatted for a bit. Both of us mentioned how hungry we were so I nervously asked him if I could treat him to my favorite place. He accepted. Holy crap, my day is getting better.
We are having a good time talking, eating, laughing & being silly. At one point Darren said something really funny (you know the side splitting funny things). When I went to put my hand down, it hit my fork which sent it upwards & flipping in the air! SERIOUSLY! Why now? Why in front of Darren? I turned so red but it just got us laughing & making more jokes. I guess it's not all that bad, but still!
I finally get home & in one piece. Maybe I shouldn't have gone out with the day I had but then I wouldn't have met Darren.
I'm lying there on the couch thinking about my day & just random things in life. They were coming & going like lightning. I decided to write (at least try) what was going through my head. I reach for my pen & paper then bam, the thoughts flew away like a bird. Grrrrr. I smack my head with the pen still in my hand. Ouch, that hurt! It left a pen mark on my head.
******
After chatting with a friend on FB for a few hours, I figured I would try to relax with a movie & a small bowl of ice cream. As I am scooping the ice cream out of the container, a scoop got away. It fell on the floor & rolled under the refrigerator! DAMMIT! Ice cream is supposed to go plop, not fucking roll! It rolled far back enough that I couldn't get to it. I'll just clean it up tomorrow.
I end my day by watching my movie & getting all snuggly in my bed. I reflect on everything that happened to me today. Wow, what a crazy but pretty awesome day I had. I just smiled & went to sleep hoping the next day will be better, well some of it anyways.


Submitted: January 20, 2013

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MuzikNurd

I think this is really funny. Sorry about all the unfortunate events, but hey, that's life. Did you ever clean the ice cream out from under the refrigerator? Well, anyways, awesome writing!

Mon, January 21st, 2013 11:50pm

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Thanks for your comment. The only thing that was really true was the ice cream thing & no I didn't get to it but we no longer live in that house. I've had times when the toothpaste didn't stay on etc. That night I decided to put some of the things that has happened to me, into 1 story adding a couple of "fears" like the kitty sending a weird message to someone like Donnie or Darren. Thanks for reading and the kind comment :)

Tue, January 22nd, 2013 9:40am

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