The Nyuigga Duck

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
It's clearly about a fucking duck

Submitted: January 19, 2015

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Submitted: January 19, 2015

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You ain't seen a mother fucking duck like this mother fucking duck, water doesn't run off this dudes back. It's too ashamed of its own liquidity that it floats 2mm's from this ducks back then explodes in a splash to rejoin it's watery friends and gloat of where it's been. You know when you're walking down the street and you see a guy in a suit looking sharp as fuck but this guy has long thin blonde hair making him look Dutch, and this should counteract the sharpness of the guy but instead adds to the swagger. Well this duck is that moment but it isn't that moment, it's a fucking duck. Universes have been and gone and never came close to equaling what this duck has achieved just by being hatched. You've already lost so put down whatever it is you are doing to try catch up with a duck and have some fun you cunt.  


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