A Progressive Mother

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. MUST BE MOTHER'S DAY SOON!

Submitted: April 21, 2019

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Submitted: April 21, 2019

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A Progressive Mother

 

- Mummy, mummy, I'm sick of being a boy!

- What Lesley, don't you like playing with guns, and

throwing stones, and standing up to go to the toilet

like your Uncle George does?

- No mummy, I want to be like you, I want to wear

dresses, and wear perfume, and play with dolls, and

shave my legs and armpits. I don't want this awful

thing between my legs anymore!

- Alright Lesley, I can fix that, I'll bite it off, and then 

we can go shopping to look for a nice frock for you.

- Thanks mummy...

- There Lesley you're a girl now, did that hurt?

- Not much mummy, not as much as when you

inserted it yesterday.

- Well that's good Lesley, maybe I should clean-up

this blood and give it back to the boy across the road,

then again, I don't think I'll bother. Come on Lesley,

let's go shopping!

 


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