Amber Auction

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. FRANCIS BACON. FLASH FICTION.

Submitted: November 01, 2019

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Submitted: November 01, 2019

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Amber Auction

 

  It can now be revealed that upon his untimely 

fatal death, Francis Bacon's haemorroids were

carefully preserved in amber by gay aliens from

the planet Rainbow, and now for the first time

they will be auctioned at the Uranus Wine Bar

this Mardi Gras night.

  Chaps these rare and exotic jewels, even more

dazzling then Francis Bacon's super paintings, would

make fine earrings, or necklaces, so all of you who 

are interested, and I'm sure there are many who 

can't wait to get their delicate hands on these 

charming treasures, should register now with the 

auctioneer, before the frantic bidding commences.

  Free champers, and ecstasy, and viagra will be 

available on the night to all interested parties, and 

all the proceeds from this glitzy auction will go to

the " Itch Free Piles Foundation."

  Hoping to see you there, if not remember, don't 

scratch too much else you'll bleed!

 

 


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