Astral Projection No 83

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CHILDHOOD.FAMILY. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. FROM THE COLLECTION " BORN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SHADOWS. " NO 83

Submitted: May 03, 2019

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Astral Projection

 

  Lesley told me he can astral project, and explains

to me that astral projection is when you leave your

physical body. Lesley tells me he just lies down on

his bed and projects his astral body out of his

physical body, so he can travel where ever he wants 

to go, He tells me he learnt how to do it from reading

all them Dr Buddha books.

  Lesley tells me that when he lies down on his bed

his astral body rises up, and he can look down on his

physical body. Lesley reckons he can do it when ever he 

likes, but he mostly does it at night so he fly 'round

and perve on the best looking chicks 'round here

getting undressed, and changing into their nighties.

to go to bed.

 Lesley tells me he likes to look at them in the shower

too. I ask Lesley if he can give himself a good pull

when he's doing all this astral projection and perving,

and he goes all red in the face, and says he can't 'cause

astral projection is a purely spiritual exercise, and if he 

has any dirty thoughts he comes crashing back into

his body.

  Lesley says he don't perve in a dirty way, it's more 

like he's looking at a great work of art that's got lots of

naked ladies in it. He tells me that no-one can see your 

astral body, so it's safe to go where ever you want to

without being seen.

  So I say to him, " Then it must be safe to go and see 

any chick you want to when they're getting undressed? "

And Lesley goes as red as a beetroot, and starts telling

me that he doesn't need to pull himself anymore 'cause

he's on a higher plane, his third eye has opened and 

he's a truely spiritual being.


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