Bowling Balls

Short Story by: tom mcmullen

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HORROR.HUMOUR. STRIKE. FLASH FICTION.PLEASE DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.

Bowling Balls

I'm a Omarsexual, I'm attracted to Muslim women

wearing hijabs, like that Muslim woman Omar, who's

an American politician. She really turns me on, I'd like to

get my hands on her, I would make that liberal

Democrat Stephen King blush, I can tell you.

Anyhow, I follow Muslim women in the park down

near my local mosque, and I jump on them, and

drag them into the bushes, and cut their heads off

with my machete, using the halal method of course.

And then I take their heads home, and make love

to them on my big brass bed. I firmly believe that

love is love don't you? All type's of love are equal!

Anyhow when I've finished making love to them,

I drill holes in the heads and go ten pin bowling

with them. It's great fun. Strike!

All the boys are impressed, and want to know

where I get my special bowling balls from.

But I don't let them know, I don't want to tell them.

I don't want to come out of the closet and tell

them I'm a Omarsexual, well not just yet...

Submitted: September 17, 2019

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LE. Berry

Do you think the clown from IT's name is Omar? Striking piece tom...

Wed, September 18th, 2019 12:01am

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Thanks LE, the clown from IT is called Pennywise isn't it? But many think Omar the politician's a clown too from what I can gather, and probably scarier!

Tue, September 17th, 2019 5:13pm

Derina Peng

Is this politics related? If yes, I can't make any comment for it, but I can feel your hatred toward Omar, whoever he is...I know I am politics illiterate..don't laugh! If this is just your personal liking, well...I hope you don't do this to me. I am going to cry, if you do. I don't like someone fucking my head...it hurts....

Wed, September 18th, 2019 1:50pm

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Thanks for reading Derina, do you like ten pin bowling?

Thu, September 19th, 2019 12:46am

Derina Peng

Never play them. No answer to my question too,...

Thu, September 19th, 2019 1:22pm

tom mcmullen

This is a satirical horror story Derina, Omar is an American muslim woman politician whom I'm deeply in love with, maybe when she's stuffed America up she can come here as a refugee to liberate us!

Thu, September 19th, 2019 9:32pm