Bowling Balls
I'm a Omarsexual, I'm attracted to Muslim women
wearing hijabs, like that Muslim woman Omar, who's
an American politician. She really turns me on, I'd like to
get my hands on her, I would make that liberal
Democrat Stephen King blush, I can tell you.
Anyhow, I follow Muslim women in the park down
near my local mosque, and I jump on them, and
drag them into the bushes, and cut their heads off
with my machete, using the halal method of course.
And then I take their heads home, and make love
to them on my big brass bed. I firmly believe that
love is love don't you? All type's of love are equal!
Anyhow when I've finished making love to them,
I drill holes in the heads and go ten pin bowling
with them. It's great fun. Strike!
All the boys are impressed, and want to know
where I get my special bowling balls from.
But I don't let them know, I don't want to tell them.
I don't want to come out of the closet and tell
them I'm a Omarsexual, well not just yet...
Submitted: September 17, 2019
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Is this politics related? If yes, I can't make any comment for it, but I can feel your hatred toward Omar, whoever he is...I know I am politics illiterate..don't laugh! If this is just your personal liking, well...I hope you don't do this to me. I am going to cry, if you do. I don't like someone fucking my head...it hurts....
Wed, September 18th, 2019 1:50pmNever play them. No answer to my question too,...
Thu, September 19th, 2019 1:22pmThis is a satirical horror story Derina, Omar is an American muslim woman politician whom I'm deeply in love with, maybe when she's stuffed America up she can come here as a refugee to liberate us!
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LE. Berry
Do you think the clown from IT's name is Omar? Striking piece tom...
Wed, September 18th, 2019 12:01amAuthor
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Thanks LE, the clown from IT is called Pennywise isn't it? But many think Omar the politician's a clown too from what I can gather, and probably scarier!
Tue, September 17th, 2019 5:13pm