Bowling Balls

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic
HORROR.HUMOUR. STRIKE. FLASH FICTION.PLEASE DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.

Submitted: September 17, 2019

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Bowling Balls

 

  I'm a Omarsexual, I'm attracted to Muslim women

wearing hijabs, like that Muslim woman Omar, who's

an American politician. She really turns me on, I'd like to 

get my hands on her, I would make that liberal 

Democrat Stephen King blush, I can tell you.

  Anyhow, I follow Muslim women in the park down 

near my local mosque, and I jump on them, and 

drag them into the bushes, and cut their heads off

with my machete, using the halal method of course.

  And then I take their heads home, and make love 

to them on my big brass bed. I firmly believe that

love is love don't you? All type's of love are equal!

  Anyhow when I've finished making love to them,

I drill holes in the heads and go ten pin bowling

with them. It's great fun. Strike!

  All the boys are impressed, and want to know

where I get my special bowling balls from.

But I don't let them know, I don't want to tell them.

I don't want to come out of the closet and tell

them I'm a Omarsexual, well not just yet... 


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