Build A

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: March 19, 2020

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Submitted: March 19, 2020



Build A


  My brain hasn't been functioning to well

lately, maybe I've got a brain virus, or something.

Anyhow I decided I needed a new one, so I 

logged onto this site on the internet called Build

A and I found out how to build a 

new one. So I got to work finding all the

material I needed to build some new grey matter.

  I needed some grey paint of course, to paint the 

brain I had built, and some matter to make the

brain out of. I used a mixture of blood, faeces, and

dirt, but you can use different stuff. And then I 

used used chewing gim to stick it all together.

  It looked fabulous, and I was eager to see how 

well it worked inside my head, so I asked the 

chief nurse nurse here if she could get me a surgical

saw, so I could saw off the top of my skull, so I could

replace my worn out brain with this new state of the

art one...

  So she ran off to find one. and I waited and waited,

impatiently for her to return, so I could perform my

operation. But you know what? When she returned,

she wasn't bringing me a surgical saw, oh no, she

was holding a big syringe with a long needle!

  My poor old brain was so disappointed it told me

to bite her on one of her gorgeous long legs like a

dog. And I did, and now I've been transferred from

the madhouse to a dog kennel.

  I don't even know if I can get on the internet here, 

but I advise you to log onto Build A just 

like I did today...

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