Corona Madness
Corona madness
Has made me ill,
I know that me
It's gonna kill,
I've broken out
In sweats and chills,
And I've run out
Of whisky in my still,
Oh dear God
Please give me a pill,
I can't die now
I haven't made a will!
Submitted: March 14, 2020
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That should be toilet paper Sprinkly!
Sat, March 14th, 2020 11:34pm
I think this coronavirus scare is a secret plot by several governments to bring on a socialist world order and to take away our internet porn.
Sun, March 15th, 2020 12:50am
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You could be right 88, Bernie Sanders would be very interested in colourful photos I think!
Sat, March 14th, 2020 6:23pm
Good poem!
Sun, March 15th, 2020 5:46am
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Thank you Therasa, I hope you stay virus free!
Sun, March 15th, 2020 12:03am
Another good poem about my cunsin! I think she is running too wild this time, someone needs to give her a lesson! I think 88 is right. My cunsin isn't really a real threatening role yet is made into the main actress of the century! Hope you stay well. And write as many poems on the toilet papers as you can, as you have many with you....don't die without your will just yet.
Sun, March 15th, 2020 1:12pm
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Thanks Derina, went to the supermarket this morning, your cousin stripped the shelves bare!
Sun, March 15th, 2020 6:22pm
Nice wee poem!
Peeps, should take up Hindu beliefs, in stead of western beliefs of burning for one's sins. What happens is what happens, so be it. I rather not count the days, but in joy the minutes in each day.
The guys I worked with, college Chinese... way back in the late 90's. One responded to a question about internet and economics. He said, no matter how good things go, there will always be many expecting a bad turn, and will run with it. JC
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Thanks for your comments Sluggy, I'm a reincarnated virus!
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sprinkly biscuit
good but sad , (hope you havnt got it)..
Sat, March 14th, 2020 10:24pmSB
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Not yet Sprinkly, thanks for your concern! But I've got some toilet !
Sat, March 14th, 2020 4:33pm