Corona Madness

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Corona Madness


Corona madness

Has made me ill,

I know that me

It's gonna kill,

I've broken out

In sweats and chills,

And I've run out

Of whisky in my still,

Oh dear God

Please give me a pill,

I can't die now

I haven't made a will!

Submitted: March 14, 2020

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sprinkly biscuit

good but sad , (hope you havnt got it)..

Sat, March 14th, 2020 10:24pm


Not yet Sprinkly, thanks for your concern! But I've got some toilet !

Sat, March 14th, 2020 4:33pm

tom mcmullen

That should be toilet paper Sprinkly!

Sat, March 14th, 2020 11:34pm

88 fingers

I think this coronavirus scare is a secret plot by several governments to bring on a socialist world order and to take away our internet porn.

Sun, March 15th, 2020 12:50am


You could be right 88, Bernie Sanders would be very interested in colourful photos I think!

Sat, March 14th, 2020 6:23pm


Good poem!

Sun, March 15th, 2020 5:46am


Thank you Therasa, I hope you stay virus free!

Sun, March 15th, 2020 12:03am

Derina Peng

Another good poem about my cunsin! I think she is running too wild this time, someone needs to give her a lesson! I think 88 is right. My cunsin isn't really a real threatening role yet is made into the main actress of the century! Hope you stay well. And write as many poems on the toilet papers as you can, as you have many with you....don't die without your will just yet.

Sun, March 15th, 2020 1:12pm


Thanks Derina, went to the supermarket this morning, your cousin stripped the shelves bare!

Sun, March 15th, 2020 6:22pm


Nice wee poem!

Peeps, should take up Hindu beliefs, in stead of western beliefs of burning for one's sins. What happens is what happens, so be it. I rather not count the days, but in joy the minutes in each day.

The guys I worked with, college Chinese... way back in the late 90's. One responded to a question about internet and economics. He said, no matter how good things go, there will always be many expecting a bad turn, and will run with it. JC

Mon, March 16th, 2020 3:45pm


Thanks for your comments Sluggy, I'm a reincarnated virus!

Mon, March 16th, 2020 4:00pm

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