Doctor Brains

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR.IDIOT. FLASH FICTION.

Doctor Brains

 

- People say I'm stupid Doctor Brains,

because I'm vague and talk real slow.

- Do they Pearl?

- But do you know why that is Doctor Brains?

- Well no Pearl.

- It's because I picked my nose too much,

and my brains came out. I've got no brains

Doctor Brains.

- Oh don't worry Pearl, I can fix that.

- Can you Doctor Brains?

- Yes, I'll just get a can opener, and open your

head, and put  new brains in.

- That would be terriffic Doctor Brains...

- Now, how's that Pearl?

- It's wonderful Doctor Brain, I can think again!

You know people say I'm stupid...

 


Submitted: November 20, 2019

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