Doctor Wart

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic
HORROR. HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. I CAN'T RECOMMAND THIS DOCTOR!

Submitted: October 31, 2018

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Submitted: October 31, 2018

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Doctor Wart

 

- Come in Tim, come in. You're a new patient aren't 

you? I'm Doctor Wart.

- Thanks doctor.

- Now Tim what seems to be the problem?

- Well doctor it's a bit embarrassing.

- No need to be embarrassed Tim, I'm a doctor.

I'm here to help. Now Tim what's the problem?

- I've got some things growing on my penis.

- Some things Tim. Haha, could be cancer! Now 

Tim just take off your trousers and jump up on the

bed here, and we'll have a look...

 - Well Tim what you've got there is penile warts.

That's funny isn't it Tim? I mean I'm Doctor Wart,

and you've got warts! That's a bit of a coincidence!

 - Yes doctor.

- Have you been using someone else's towel down 

at the gym Tim?

- No doctor.

- Isn't your wife enough for you?

- There's nothing wrong with my marriage doctor!

- Don't worry Tim, I'll soon get them off. I'll just get

my scalpel blade.

- Aren't you going to put me out to it?

- What are you Tim, a wimp?

- It might hurt.

- I'll give you a couple of Panadol.

- I want anaesthetic!

- Alright Tim, I won't cut them off, I'll suck them off!

- No Doctor, I'm not a homosexual!

- You're a homophobe! Alright Tim I'll solve your

problem with this...

  Doctor Wart went over to the cabinet near his desk

and pulled out a small hatchet, raced back to Tim, 

and whack his warts and his penis were detached 

from his body, gone!

- Nurse are you there? Can you come in there's

another sausage here for the weekend barbecue,

and you better call an ambulance....


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