Dream On...

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR.WEIRD.FLASH FICTION. ONE OF MY TEACHERS?

Submitted: September 20, 2019

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Dream On....

 

- Can anyone in the class explain to me the

difference between sarcasm and irony?

- Yes Miss Austin, I can.

-  Alright Tom explain.

- Miss Austin if I was to tell you, you were beautiful

that would be sarcasm, if you were to believe it

that would be irony...

  After the laughter fades...

- Alright Tom, see me after class...

  The bell sounds, the class goes home...

- Yes Miss...

- Look Tom, I can't have you making a fool of me

in front of the class, I'll have to ask Principal

Radish to suspend you.

- I couldn't help it Miss Austin, it's a defence mechanism,

I'm in love with you!

- Oh come on Tom, don't try to get on my good side

now, I'm forty years older than you!

- I love you Miss Austin, I want to lick the perspiration

on your post-menopausal moustache, I want to suck

your tinea infected toes, I want to help you shop

for the best up lifting bras for your sagging breasts,

and help you cook the latest weight watchers' meals...

Will you marry me Miss Austin?

- Yes, yes Tom. I didn't know you were so romantic!

Will we have a church wedding Tom, and an overseas

honeymoon at luxary five star resort hotel?

- Yes Miss Austin...

- Miss Austin?

- Ah, yes Principal Radish, yes Principal Radish.

- You're asleep at your desk, your class has gone

home. Time you did too...

 

 


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