Flying Turds

Poem by: tom mcmullen

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HUMOUR. BETTER DUCK!

Flying Turds

I went for a walk today

And I was lost for words,

A flock

Of high flying turds,

Shat on me

Like crazy birds!

Submitted: October 02, 2018

Humor humour.-shit

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Michael Porter

Came for the title. Stayed for the poem. Thanks for sharing.
~Mikie

Tue, October 2nd, 2018 1:52am

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Glad you enjoyed it Mikie

Mon, October 1st, 2018 7:36pm

tom mcmullen

Thanks Melel, got attacked three times by birds today, I'd rather be attacked by turds!

Wed, October 3rd, 2018 8:28am

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