Islamic Moon Landing

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Humour.

Submitted: February 08, 2018

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Islamic Moon Landing

 

  Lakemba mosque has announced it will land a muslim

on the moon by 2030.

  The moon landing will be attempted when the moon is

full, not when it is crescent. " We don't want to miss. "

The local inman explained, " We are ready to colonise The

Sea Of Tranquillity. With no need to obey council regulations,

we will be able to build an unlimited number of mosques

in that vacinity. The call to prayer will be heard throughout

the entire solar system, and will replace the music of the

spheres! We know that there are many infidels out there 

in the stars, but we will not be deterred. We are anxious for

this moon landing to be sucessful. The moon is a harsh

mistress, and needs to wear a hijab! " 

 


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