Lot's Birds

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HUMOUR. WEIRD. REMAKE OF THE OLD BIBLICAL STORY. FLASH FICTION. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.

Submitted: September 06, 2019

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Lot's Birds

 

  Some of the guys from Rainbow Town knocked on

Lot's door...

- What do you want?

- Lot we saw a couple of hot men come in your place,

we thought they looked pretty cool, we'd like to have

them.

- No, you can't do that!

- Why not Lot?

- It's against God's law.

- Screw God's law Lot! We want to have them!

- Look, you can have my daughters.

- Your daughters, what do you think we are Lot,

perverts? We want those two spunky men, if 

you don't let us have them we'll send the LGBTetc

police around to arrest you.

- Alright, alright, come in. They're in the bedroom

having a rest.

- Alright Lot. Jim you and the rest wait here in 

Lot's living room, watch some reality television, 

while I try them out.

- Sure okay Elton, you got some lubricant?

- Sure Jim, sure...

  They turn on the television and...

- Jeeze Elton that was quick! How were they?

- Queer Jim queer. I took of their clothes and they

had large feathered wings. I think they've got 

the bird flu Jim. I think they're transitioning into

birds Jim! I'm out of here, this bird has flown!

 


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