Mr Firebug

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR.WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. FIRE!!!

Submitted: July 08, 2019

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Submitted: July 08, 2019

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Mr Firebug

 

  In High School, my biology teacher Mr Firebug, a

boring old man, asked the class one day what the 

hottest part of a woman was. He received a variety

of answers...

- Their breasts!

- Their mouth!

- Their face!

- Their vulva!

- Their legs!

- Their bum!

- No! No students, this is the the hottest part of

a woman, their pubic bone! 

  And he produced from the pocket of his grey 

flannel trousers a bone, which he started to rub with

his snotty handkercheif.

- This boys is the hottest part of a woman's body!

  And he rubbed and rubbed the bone till their were

sparks, and then a flame, and then a fire that burnt

down the classroom, and then the whole school...

  And that's why I became a fireman, so I could chase

women with my fire hose, and put out the fire coming

from their pubic bone, before it burnt down the world!

Muahahaha!

 

 

 

 

 


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