Mrs Smile's Cat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. NURSING HOME. DEMENTIA. FLASH FICTION.

Submitted: March 10, 2019

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Mrs Smile's Cat

 

  Mrs Smile's got a cat. She says it goes Meow,

Meow real loud, and it's a special cat as well. She 

puts batteries in it and it yells out, " Mum Ma, Mum Ma."

And she yells, " Mum Ma, Mum Ma" back at it till the 

nurses tell her she's making too much noise.

  She says they tell her that 'cause it's not a Catholic

cat. It's a Protestant one she explains. She says 

they've got their favourites ones here. They shower 

the Catholics first and she's always last.

  She says they're real mad in here, She cries," Get

me out of here, this place is full of maddies, bring your

car and park it out the front at four 'o' clock so I can

fit my suitcase in it. I'll put my cat in the suitcase and 

we can take off. I wanna get out of here, the robbers

come and steal the elastic from my underwear so

my pants won't stay up! Bring your car at four'o'clock!

  Mrs Smile's got a special cat that yells out Mum Ma...

Mum Ma...Mum Ma...

 


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